you do, but it's so ironic that it turns your life upside down (is that corrupted)



i wish i was in ancient rome

You go to ancient rome and ask if that is corrupted. You die.



I wish I didn't wish.

you don't wish, but then i ask you whether or not this is corrupted


i wish i had some bathware

You get bathware but it crushes you to death.

I wish I could be an onion for a day.

I find you put you in a stir fry and serve you to grugg. Who for some reason contracts gonnerhea.

I wish may name was Achmed and i lived in malaysa and drove a moped to my work at a local beach.

It happens. You die. Simple as that.


I wish for an onion that wasn't Avrielle.

you do, but then your satellite dish crushes you to death




i wish i would collapse

You collapse as The Pope shoots yer eye out with his Red Rider BB gun with a compass and a stock and this thing which tells time.



I wish my insurance had paid my emercency room bill back from my vacation inthe US instead of having a miscommunication that has now led to me being warned if I don't pay before the end of the month collection agencies will be notified. Ahhhh!

The insurance agency ends up having to pay an arm and a leg for the bill... namely with yours.

Wish Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam of "The Pythons" were still alive...

They are and they are pissed off at you and crush you to death.


I wish I had some french toast.

it's a large piece and it crushes you to death




i wish i could have the oppurtunity to hoe a cactus

It's so sweet...it makes you sick and you cough up a lung.

I wish I didn't have this funk

Instead you have a hip-hop and end up as a rapper who gets tragically shot down in front of a Kmart.

I wish I could work somewhere else besides Kmart

you work at "Somewhere Else" in the small village of Somplace Else. Your hours are sometime before 6 am until sometime after 8pm. You can't handle these hours and quit. Somebody Else takes your job and gets a BIG raise.


I wish my New Year had started better than it did.

Indeed it is better as you witness grugg, LSD and I streaking down the street in front of your being chased by an angry armed mob and 3 squad cars ... Your New Years was better than ours.

I wish I could finally ask out this girl at school I'm good friends with. Plus she's Cute and talented.