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Celedwe
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1229 Posts


BATHWARE BATHWARE BATHWARE

you do, but it's so ironic that it turns your life upside down (is that corrupted)



i wish i was in ancient rome


Posted on 2007-01-01 at 10:42:24.
Edited on 2007-01-01 at 10:42:52 by Celedwe

Grugg
Gregg
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iksdf

You go to ancient rome and ask if that is corrupted. You die.



I wish I didn't wish.


Posted on 2007-01-01 at 18:14:11.

Celedwe
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bathawra

you don't wish, but then i ask you whether or not this is corrupted


i wish i had some bathware


Posted on 2007-01-01 at 22:38:13.

Avrielle
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877 Posts


return of the 'crush you to death'!

You get bathware but it crushes you to death.

I wish I could be an onion for a day.


Posted on 2007-01-02 at 05:14:06.

ThePope
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Yes your answers do corrupt wishes stop asking...

I find you put you in a stir fry and serve you to grugg. Who for some reason contracts gonnerhea.

I wish may name was Achmed and i lived in malaysa and drove a moped to my work at a local beach.


Posted on 2007-01-02 at 08:34:28.

Grugg
Gregg
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oh no...diseases...

It happens. You die. Simple as that.


I wish for an onion that wasn't Avrielle.


Posted on 2007-01-02 at 08:54:55.

Celedwe
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okay, thepope i'll stop asking

you do, but then your satellite dish crushes you to death




i wish i would collapse


Posted on 2007-01-02 at 22:28:52.

Avrielle
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877 Posts


dtyjuiyiuop

You collapse as The Pope shoots yer eye out with his Red Rider BB gun with a compass and a stock and this thing which tells time.



I wish my insurance had paid my emercency room bill back from my vacation inthe US instead of having a miscommunication that has now led to me being warned if I don't pay before the end of the month collection agencies will be notified. Ahhhh!


Posted on 2007-01-03 at 06:15:57.

ThePope
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hmm...

The insurance agency ends up having to pay an arm and a leg for the bill... namely with yours.

Wish Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam of "The Pythons" were still alive...


Posted on 2007-01-03 at 08:40:15.

Avrielle
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oiaguh

They are and they are pissed off at you and crush you to death.


I wish I had some french toast.


Posted on 2007-01-03 at 11:32:00.

Celedwe
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bathawa

it's a large piece and it crushes you to death




i wish i could have the oppurtunity to hoe a cactus


Posted on 2007-01-03 at 19:29:45.

Lyskhala
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3600 Posts


how sweeeeet

It's so sweet...it makes you sick and you cough up a lung.

I wish I didn't have this funk


Posted on 2007-01-04 at 07:31:04.

ThePope
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I wish...

Instead you have a hip-hop and end up as a rapper who gets tragically shot down in front of a Kmart.

I wish I could work somewhere else besides Kmart


Posted on 2007-01-04 at 08:18:53.

Lyskhala
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alrighty

you work at "Somewhere Else" in the small village of Somplace Else. Your hours are sometime before 6 am until sometime after 8pm. You can't handle these hours and quit. Somebody Else takes your job and gets a BIG raise.


I wish my New Year had started better than it did.


Posted on 2007-01-04 at 11:38:46.

ThePope
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You got a purty mouth...

Indeed it is better as you witness grugg, LSD and I streaking down the street in front of your being chased by an angry armed mob and 3 squad cars ... Your New Years was better than ours.

I wish I could finally ask out this girl at school I'm good friends with. Plus she's Cute and talented.


Posted on 2007-01-04 at 15:30:12.
Edited on 2007-01-04 at 15:31:25 by ThePope

   




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