You ask her out, it goes well, you guys start dating, you fall madly in love, you marry her, and then come home from work to find her cheating on you with the mailman.



I wish I could think of a wish.

it does but the magnetic field dissintegrates and we are now subject to super radiation from the sun




i wish i would stop typing

You do, because I punch you out.


i wish I was less pretty...it's so distracting

you are now so ugly that a manatee crushes you to death




I wish i was a 3000 year old mouse like grugg

you're not mad...you're very happy (now THAT's a corruption!) sorry LSD


I wish I was as sweet and squishy as Jazzy

Congradulations you now have no bone structure whatsoever..

I wish I knew who that mailman was grrr...

is your FATHA Luke!!



I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weeeener

you are but a screenplay writer crushes you to death



i wish MLSD would stop going against San Jose... we rock, you know
of course, my soccer coach comes to practice with a Shark's cap
wanna borrow it, MLSD?

he does but then he crushes it to death.




I wish I had a group picture of all the Buckeye Fans cryin' after last night.

you get a picture of me... wearing only a hat..

I wish I had a pie, sweet cherry pie...

you do, but that's because a pretty waitress hurls it in your face



i wish for a tragedy

You get sat on by Drew Carey in a Thong.

I wish I will get my time down for the 3 mile run to 15 minutes.

you do. but then you have to do 500 push ups cuz you had so much time left over


I wish I was a size 5 again.

You are, but it is because you're dead and wasting away.


I wish the Inn stayed this fabulous forever.

It will, if people like me can find it after it moves but only after hunting down Lyskhala for information. Everyone besides the two of us has lost the new link and the site drops out of existence...




I wish my shower was finished being remodelled so I could use it.