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staples




why does coming back to work after a vacation feel so dirty and wrong?








Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-13 at 11:56:18.


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cause its like having intercourse with a gorilla...


why do $5 dollar bills look like monopoly money?

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 01:57:20.


Uh

Because of that gorilla thing?



Why did you have to put that image in my head?

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 01:58:33.


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he thought it would bring back fond memories for you





why is Grugg so darn cuddly?

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 11:28:41.
Edited on 2008-08-14 at 11:29:15 by Lyskhala


Cuz he's...

...Gruggy the Pooh, Gruggy the Pooh. Cuddly Li'l Gruggy all stuffed with fluff!


Why was that so disturbingly easy to answer?

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 17:12:42.


ah

because your his mother?

Why is Eol Grugg's Mother?

Typing Furiously
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/19
3012 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 20:39:25.


cannot resist...

Because one fateful day, Eol and Grugg's father shared a "special" kind of hug...


why do silly games like this lure me in?

Fun is Mandatory
RDI Staff
Karma: 379/54
7263 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 21:41:23.
Edited on 2008-08-14 at 21:41:41 by t_catt11


f

Because you can't resist the urge to comment on my interesting relationship with Eol?


Where's my momma?

Gregg
RDI Staff
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6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 21:49:20.


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At the local Bordello...


Why?

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 22:27:14.


Ooh

Because she's cleaning it up with a shotgun!


Giant people are tall?

Gregg
RDI Staff
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6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-14 at 23:01:11.


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nope they're really really short... your perception is just skewed...



WHat's the difference between an asymptote and a hole in a mother function...

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-16 at 02:54:09.


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pi(e)



It's said that cats have nine lives...how many lives do dogs have?










Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-18 at 12:18:02.
Edited on 2008-08-18 at 12:18:30 by Lyskhala


Agreed

Pi. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)



Yes?

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-25 at 18:31:13.


Why


Dogs have only 2 lives, their doggy one and their human one.

Why am I writing this?

Not Brianna
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1764 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-25 at 18:55:11.
Edited on 2008-08-25 at 18:57:58 by Dragon Mistress


?!?

Because you're addicted to writing in things that you're not interested in...



WHy do cows moo?

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-08-27 at 12:29:57.


   




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