*>p
Oh it's quite obvious, they are monitors and you're an Innmate.
Monitors are required to be one dimensional and therefore can not think of enough to do multiple posts. Whereas Innmates are multifaceted and can continue to add glorious posts of unending wit, wisdom and grandeur.
What make Canadian Bacon, Canadian?
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-17 at 13:47:25.
Edited on 2010-10-17 at 13:48:43 by Odyson
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wasd
Boy, this is a touchy subject--
Canadian Bacon comes from a perpetually regenerating growth on Grugg's back. Enjoy your snacks! Want to learn more? Visit LearnTheHorribleTruth.com. "Soylent Green is people!"
What is Chuck Norris' kryptonite?
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 12:51:21.
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Geeze, it's the Canadian Bacon. That stuff will flatten anyone. And seeing where it originates from, no wonder!
Why is professional wrestling so popular?
PUN-dit
Karma: 158/25
6331 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-20 at 16:59:33.
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Duh!
Because the whole thing is real!
Why is DnD so addicting?
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 9/3
101 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-21 at 20:50:30.
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like the wind!
Because all the cheerleaders and athletes play it, hence its the coolest thing to do!
why is everyone invading my secret room (that isnt so secret apparently)?
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 07:58:11.
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conspiracy theory
Because everyone has bombarded your computer with spyware, and have been tracking your every online move!
Why are the most talented artists poor until they die a pauper's death, then their works are so much more valuable when they are dead?
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 08:19:33.
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I'm back baby!
Because people hate poor people art so they don't want to see them,and when they're dead they start racking the money in as long as they don't know they're poor.
Why do people cuss when they could say nicer words?
Resident
Karma: 47/64
336 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 15:49:35.
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I no longer wonder about your Karma
I can't even lie about this--it's either swear or we bring back dueling!!
With Flamethrowers! Dueling with muddafudging FLAMETHROWERS! 
(Edit: "I really want to burn those people over there, but they're just too far away. If only there was something. . ."_
How can I get into the Christmas Spirit?
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-23 at 22:46:48.
Edited on 2010-10-23 at 22:49:12 by Pit F(r)iend
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please tell me you're not talking 'bout me and my boy.
(no matter how annoying he may be)
You can get into the Christmas spirit by not being such a "Muddafudging" Scrooge. lol
Why do they now consider spanking child abuse, and not when I used to get it with whatever my parents had on hand at the time?
5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-24 at 02:31:41.
Edited on 2010-10-24 at 02:34:17 by Tiamat5774
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Pit, I have to agree, +1
Really it's parent abuse. The CFP (Committee for Parents) determined that it's just too much stress on the shoulders. Everyone knows your teenage kid is going to be a smart-"alec" brat just because they can. All that spanking ruins the shoulder. (From a said smart-alec kid ;P)
Why do people have to be SO DUMB sometimes?
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 9/3
101 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:27:35.
Edited on 2010-10-26 at 01:28:00 by PartyScout
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...?
UUUUhhhhhhhh......
Why does this post have so many posts from posters that post when they are not posted on the wall (whaaaaa??)
Regular Visitor
Karma: 5/7
85 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 01:33:02.
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better than uhhh
to answer the previous, its to make us feel smarter!
to answer the last because posting posts to post over posts, by posts, is to overpost posters who post posts powerfully!
why does the sun eat the moon every morning, and spit it back out at night?
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
Posted on 2010-10-26 at 07:30:50.
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Shoulda used Lactaid
The Sun is lactose intolerant, since the Moon is made of cheese with a frozen yogurt core. The Sun also suffers from intense ADHD, and repeats this process because it doesn't remember how bad the Moon hurt its tummy!
Who wrote The Rules of the Internet, and why?
Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts
Posted on 2010-11-08 at 14:11:43.
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with the hippin and the hoppin and the oh jeez.
Bill Cosby obviously wrote the rules of the internet. He needed to make sure everyone was polite, sincere, and full o jelly(o)
why do cheetahs have spots, and zebras have stripes, when neither help them blend in with anything any better?
Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:50:51.
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Easy...
because it makes zebras look hot and the same for cheetahs.
Cheetahs:Oh yeah,we are the most beautiful animals!
Zebras:No,we are!
Why does my Dad not like my ideas or imagination that much?
Resident
Karma: 47/64
336 Posts
Posted on 2010-11-10 at 21:58:07.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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