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Best answer you've given in this thread, +1

Tiamat actually lives in Bizarro World, and when he "criticizes" you, it's actually praise where he comes from.

How do you kill that which has no life?
--best South Park ever.

Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-11 at 01:31:39.


sadf

With a hammer.

Why does my leg appear to be covered in seaweed?

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-11 at 02:05:19.
Edited on 2010-11-11 at 02:05:35 by Grugg


I'll field this one (this one is for pyro)

(this one is for pyro)

It's one of two reasons, so take your pick:

1. Your dad has been an adult so long he's forgot what its like to be imaginative and come up with unconventional ideas.

2. He's an adult who just doesn't understand......how an A/B honor roll student can't seem to realize his potential and use his imagination to come up with smart ideas that might make a difference in the world. There's a difference between thinking outside the box and thinking outside the galaxy!

(AND THIS ONE'S FOR GRUGG)

You need to lay off the sushi. You are after all what you eat.

Why is Pyro's Karma so bad in such a short time?


5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-11 at 04:07:36.
Edited on 2010-11-11 at 04:11:33 by Tiamat5774


true dat

because he is so refined with an etiquette score through the roof that everyone around him is filled with jealousy.

why is the roof, the roof, the roof on fire?

Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-11 at 04:17:37.


Gah!

Sorry, sorry everyone, that was me--I was aiming for the harpies stealin' my flowers! Gotta work on that pitching arm, it's gone fallow for so long. *beats wings furiously to snuff flames*

Why did "Korgoth of Barbaria" only run for one episode?

Scratch that. That's a horrible question. . .retry

Whose skull is this?!

Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-11 at 12:43:19.
Edited on 2010-11-11 at 13:16:50 by Pit F(r)iend


*lick*

Tastes like Jimmy Hoffa's...



...What's that doin' here?

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
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8917 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-11 at 14:32:49.


ahem!

not being a part of conspiracy!

Whose that over there?

Resident
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385 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-12 at 06:35:27.


Only wish this were true. . .

Why it's Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II and she's on her royal laptop taking friend requests on Facebook until Christmas Eve! Status Update: We do not find Monty Python particularly amusing in the least. If you agree, please be so kind as to copy and paste this into your status.


How will I learn the secret to building a good Blue deck in Magic: the Gathering?



Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-24 at 12:11:22.


Trust the Eol... that's how...

The secret to building a really good blue deck in Magic: The Gathering is to build a fantastic red deck and then choke it until it turns blue!!!...

Word of caution: stop when the deck turns blue... if you choke it so long that it turns purple, you've gone waaaaaaay too far.


Why didn't anyone stop me?

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
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8917 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-24 at 13:52:27.
Edited on 2010-11-24 at 13:52:56 by Eol Fefalas


LOL

Because your so hilarious noone wanted to stop you!

Why is dad being rude to me on the internet,talking about my imagination like that?

Resident
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336 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-25 at 15:27:06.


DUHHHH

because you have a great imagination

why do people keep smiting me?

Regular Visitor
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85 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-28 at 02:53:00.


you walked into this one.....

Didn't you know, you are in a smite contest with Pyroboom, and I think Pyro is winning.

Why do I love Gothic Metal so much?

5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts

Posted on 2010-11-28 at 04:49:01.
Edited on 2010-11-28 at 04:50:51 by Tiamat5774


i think pixie dust is involved

because it has heartracing pulse pounding love filled storylines that speak to your soul

Where have I been for the last 2 weeks that i havent posted?

Resident
Karma: 33/3
385 Posts

Posted on 2010-12-01 at 03:00:58.


Another revival attempt...

Two weeks... or ten years... who knows.  But either way one should bathe more... 

Why is there so much snow? 

M.


Muse-i-licious
RDI Staff
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3273 Posts

Posted on 2021-02-17 at 01:37:39.




The gods are doing house cleaning and the dust falls to teh earth as snow.  They are deep cleaning this year.

Where do they catch Swedish Fish?


Devil's Advocate
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Posted on 2021-02-17 at 05:16:37.


   




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