They Trolli for them in the Baltic Sea, of course.

Why are there only pennies from heaven and not more substantial denominations?

Because it just makes cents.

Why is the Dead Sea full of salt?

Because salt is a natural preservative... it keeps the bodies fresh.

Cake or death?

M.

Cake, of course... Unless you're Nyx; that's a whole other kettle of fish.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time that you're near?

Because if you saw them from afar, you'd think them bizarre.

Why does nothing rhyme with orange?

Because I'm a M'Fing Disney Princess... 

*Edit - C2P posted as I was... I'll answer her question too:  Because oranges hate poetry and have been successfully boycotting it for generations. 

If a Dire Bear is eaten by a Gelatenous Cube in the middle of the forest and no one else is there, can we still call it a gummy bear? 

M.