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 Eol Fefalas
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They Trolli for them in the Baltic Sea, of course.

Why are there only pennies from heaven and not more substantial denominations?



Posted on 2021-02-17 at 09:14:21.
CameToPlay
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Because it just makes cents.

Why is the Dead Sea full of salt?



Posted on 2021-02-17 at 09:58:44.
Merideth
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 Duh...

Because salt is a natural preservative... it keeps the bodies fresh.

Cake or death?

M.



Posted on 2021-02-17 at 10:12:12.
Eol Fefalas
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 Is that even a question?

Cake, of course... Unless you're Nyx; that's a whole other kettle of fish.

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time that you're near?

 



Posted on 2021-02-17 at 10:50:18.
CameToPlay
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 Death by Cake plz

Because if you saw them from afar, you'd think them bizarre.

Why does nothing rhyme with orange?



Posted on 2021-02-17 at 11:00:58.
Merideth
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 Yes! 90's music videos of my favorite band... Eol knows my heart...

Because I'm a M'Fing Disney Princess... 

*Edit - C2P posted as I was... I'll answer her question too:  Because oranges hate poetry and have been successfully boycotting it for generations. 

If a Dire Bear is eaten by a Gelatenous Cube in the middle of the forest and no one else is there, can we still call it a gummy bear? 

M.

 



Posted on 2021-02-17 at 11:05:14.
Edited on 2021-02-17 at 11:13:38 by Merideth
   




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