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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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your wish is granted...
you marry your beloved Pear and she gets sweeter and sweeter with each passing day until there's nothing left of her but a mushy brown stain and funky smell on your kitchen counter. 
I wish everyone could be as nice as me 
Posted on 2006-11-20 at 14:30:48.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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Ha!
There's nothign I can do to corrupt that, you killed my pear...such a wish would kill us all.
I wish I had a ninja in my pocket.
Posted on 2006-11-20 at 14:34:19.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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hee hee hee
granted.
tickle tickle...
The Ninja in your pocket makes you walk funny 
I wish I could see Grugg walking around with a Ninja in his pocket 
Posted on 2006-11-20 at 14:38:23.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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!!
You see me walk about with said Ninja in said pocket. My raw sexiness blinds you terribly...terribly I say!
I wish I wish I hadn't crushed that fish.
Posted on 2006-11-20 at 14:41:18.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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what's that smell?
Squish. The fish has crushed you.
I wish I could understand animal noises.
Posted on 2006-11-20 at 19:46:53.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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huuuu
You here what the animals say...they talk about you...rudely...and behind your back.
I wish for an epic toothpick duel!!!
Posted on 2006-11-20 at 19:48:31.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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(O)
Unguard!
I wish I had longer hair.
Posted on 2006-11-20 at 19:51:46.
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Rystefn K'ryll
Original Palassassin
Karma: 66/191
544 Posts
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Done!
Your hair is now ten miles long.
I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.
Posted on 2006-11-20 at 22:30:27.
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Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts
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hmm
You're now an Oscar meyer weiner being used for the wrong purposes by Big Bubba, who lost the hotdog eating contest.
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I wish World War II never happened.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 01:45:02.
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Drakar
Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts
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Done
Wish: I wish World War II never happened.
We skipped World War II and went straight to World War III.
I wish I had a tame pet dragon.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 01:45:44.
Edited on 2006-11-21 at 01:48:27 by Drakar
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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(O)
Your tame pet dragon attracted all the untame dragond for miles around and now your house is a pile of cinders and your poor tame dragon is being bullied.
I wish to get to the front of the line.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 05:22:14.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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hahahaha
you are at the front of the "step in poo barefoot" line which you have been through twice already and enjoyed it so much you cut to the front of the line for a third time.
I wish I was a Fairy flitting about on moonbeams.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 06:53:24.
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Rystefn K'ryll
Original Palassassin
Karma: 66/191
544 Posts
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Granted
Ever seen Labrynth? You run into Hoggle. *Pffft* Ha! Got another one!
I wish for whirled peas.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 09:18:27.
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ThePope
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/1
138 Posts
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granted..
The peas are whirled at you at high speed penetrating your right eye and embedding itself in your frontal lobe.
I wish I could be a head crab zombie...
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 09:29:02.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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a what???
Ok...you are a head crab zombie who likes to eat butt mites.
I wish I knew what a Head Crab Zombie was 
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 14:11:38.
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