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your wish is granted...

you marry your beloved Pear and she gets sweeter and sweeter with each passing day until there's nothing left of her but a mushy brown stain and funky smell on your kitchen counter.


I wish everyone could be as nice as me

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-20 at 14:30:48.


Ha!

There's nothign I can do to corrupt that, you killed my pear...such a wish would kill us all.

I wish I had a ninja in my pocket.

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-20 at 14:34:19.


hee hee hee

granted.
tickle tickle...
The Ninja in your pocket makes you walk funny


I wish I could see Grugg walking around with a Ninja in his pocket

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-20 at 14:38:23.


!!

You see me walk about with said Ninja in said pocket. My raw sexiness blinds you terribly...terribly I say!

I wish I wish I hadn't crushed that fish.

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-20 at 14:41:18.


what's that smell?

Squish. The fish has crushed you.

I wish I could understand animal noises.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-20 at 19:46:53.


huuuu

You here what the animals say...they talk about you...rudely...and behind your back.

I wish for an epic toothpick duel!!!

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-20 at 19:48:31.


(O)

Unguard!

I wish I had longer hair.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-20 at 19:51:46.


Done!

Your hair is now ten miles long.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.

Original Palassassin
Karma: 66/191
544 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-20 at 22:30:27.


hmm

You're now an Oscar meyer weiner being used for the wrong purposes by Big Bubba, who lost the hotdog eating contest.

__________________________________________

I wish World War II never happened.

Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-21 at 01:45:02.


Done

Wish: I wish World War II never happened.
We skipped World War II and went straight to World War III.

I wish I had a tame pet dragon.

Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-21 at 01:45:44.
Edited on 2006-11-21 at 01:48:27 by Drakar


(O)

Your tame pet dragon attracted all the untame dragond for miles around and now your house is a pile of cinders and your poor tame dragon is being bullied.

I wish to get to the front of the line.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-21 at 05:22:14.


hahahaha

you are at the front of the "step in poo barefoot" line which you have been through twice already and enjoyed it so much you cut to the front of the line for a third time.



I wish I was a Fairy flitting about on moonbeams.

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-21 at 06:53:24.


Granted

Ever seen Labrynth? You run into Hoggle. *Pffft* Ha! Got another one!

I wish for whirled peas.

Original Palassassin
Karma: 66/191
544 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-21 at 09:18:27.


granted..

The peas are whirled at you at high speed penetrating your right eye and embedding itself in your frontal lobe.

I wish I could be a head crab zombie...

Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/1
138 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-21 at 09:29:02.


a what???

Ok...you are a head crab zombie who likes to eat butt mites.


I wish I knew what a Head Crab Zombie was

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2006-11-21 at 14:11:38.


   




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