You are forced to watch the movie you hate the most



I just wish to find a way out of here

you get one, only it is used to tortue you



i wish for... a new oxigel pencil!

You get a new oxygel pencil, but the levels of oxygen are way higher than the levels of gel, so the pencil doesn't work.



I wish for a mini-vaccuum to clean out my computer's keyboard.

you get one...it cleans out your hard drive





I wish I wasn't so damn hideous

(OOC: an oxigel is a mechanical pencil whose grip is filled with gel.. very comfortable)

and lysk, you become so overwhelmingly beautiful that you become... Helen of Nebraska (regardless whether you're from there or not)

i wish i remembered the capitol of new jersey

Just when you remember it, it gets changed.


I wish for grapes.

they come form pompeii where they have been preserved since August 24, 79 AD (which if you did not know, was the time of the eruption of vesuvius)


i wish someone would tell me who invented the mermaid

It was me.


I wish I knew where my shoes were (I need to keep better track of my stuff)

you ate them, that's where they are




i wish break would last for another week

It does, but your internet connection dies.


I wish I got a week of break.

You do, but you get really sick and are bed-ridden for the entire week, and get better just when it's time to get back to every day life.


I wish that the apartment I am going to look at today is decent enough for me and my children so we can then get the apartment and finally have our own place.

you move in only to find out that if you waited untill the next one came along it would have been the best one out there.





I wish someone else was logged on so that I wasn't alone again.

I log on and eat you.


I wish I could have some money.

You COULD have some money but don't.





I want to be taken for a ride

You ride a horse...it runs off a cliff. You die.


I wish I was a monkey that is on fire.