We start one, you see it, become traumatized and become a hermit living in Nova Scotia with a puppy named Molly who sleeps on your head and hides your keys. (where's the corruption? you paid to see the show)
you're an absolutely 'adorable' leaf that the wind carries into a dark, smelly sewer. An alligator eats your leg off and you become known around Corpsetown as "the one that got away".