you are a cloud of dust




I wish for everyone to get their wishes

in acid you do writhe and moan




I wish for furry feet

You find my feet have replaced yours.


I wish for decent car.

you car goes into a steep descent and crashes and you get heartburn




I wish I had some TUMS

You get some but they are old and no longer work.




I wish that someone would come and take my sisters kitten and give it a good home.

you get a pet snake but it goes through some kind of mustant metamorphis and turns into a big yellow butterfly and craps on your windshield.



I wish I had a dream where my friend doesn't end up leaving me

you have a dream where your friend doesn't leave, but crawls inside of you and invites turantula's to invade your insides as well.

((sorry, but dreams are weeiirrrdd sometimes, so why not!? lol...ok i'm weird right now. ah well. it comes and goes.))



I wish for my feet to feel good and perfect.

Your feet feel both Good and Perfect, but, since neither one of them know you that well, they both file sexual harassment charges against you and your feet end up serving 5 to 10 years a piece in the graybar hotel getting felt by Bubba and Tank.

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I wish I could think of something to wish for....

You thought of a wish, and your wish was: I wish i was a piece of corn. Then someone corrupted that wish and said: You are a piece of corn who didn't get chewed up well, and survived the escape!! >_< if ya know what i mean.

I wish for a foot massage from Bubba and Tank.

you get a foot massage from Bubba and Tank...they twist your toesies right off your little feets



I wish it was Miller time

Granted... it is Miller time! Kamala Miller, ATOMS programmer... welcome back to the project, Fuby!

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I wish that I could reach the shiny thing without having to touch the turd!

but without the turd, the shiny thing is worthless.
It is through the turd the shiny thing attains it's value



I wish I knew what I just said

Your poo disintegrated into ashes and you were able to reach the shiny thing without touching the poo. Though, the shiny thing turned out to be a knife! ouch.


Umm...i wish for my cats not to be in heat right now.

the great mystery...what is the shiny thing?
it is whatever you deem important and beautiful

Oh and your cats are not in heat right now...they are COLD


I wish for a warm fur blanket and a cold night

lol, your wish was corrupted twice, eol. woops.

Lyk, yoiu realise what you said, and you also realise that you are a king duck from Turkey with an affection for chocolate trees.

I still wish for my cats not to be horny.