you can breathe underwater, but you're a fish with sticky sides, and you get stuck on a walrus, who cannot breathe underwater, and he drags you out onto the beach.
I wish i had a banana tree with lots of pretty bananas.
...you've got the sweetest watch ever. Unfortunately, it's sooooo sweet that you get mobbed by sugar-frenzied ants who not only eat your watch but your arm, as well.