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(O) You know but you wish you could wipe it from your memory. I wish I was lucky. Avrielle RDI Fixture Karma: 21/16 877 Posts Posted on 2006-11-21 at 15:52:58.
You were lucky. You were lucky till about 5 secs ago. Now you are not lucky at all but are the unluckiest person in the world. I wish for new computer parts so my computer worked better. Drakar Resident Karma: 13/10 230 Posts Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:24:01.
duh duh duh The new parts are so good your computer turns sentient and takes over earth and consumes your soul. I wish for a pony! Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:46:12.
One pony coming up You had a pony and he was everything you could hope for but the DM killed him when the party meet some bandits. I wish I had a star. Drakar Resident Karma: 13/10 230 Posts Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:51:13.
well then! You had a star and it was everything you could have hped for but then GRUGG KILLED HIM OUT OF SPITE!!! I wish that no one could corrupt this wish in any way. Grugg Gregg RDI Staff Karma: 357/190 6192 Posts Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:57:28.
try as I might I cannot corrupt this wish!!! What is wrong with me??? Must corrupt Grugg's wish...must do it NOW...arrrghhh!!!! Drats!! I wish I had a clone of Grugg's beloved pear so I could kill her off again with a forty foot tall letter G. Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts Posted on 2006-11-21 at 20:46:00.
clone of Grugg's beloved pear so I could kill her off again with a forty foot tall letter G You have a clone of a pear but it ate the forty-foot tall letter G and now it's after you! I wish I had x-ray vision. Avrielle RDI Fixture Karma: 21/16 877 Posts Posted on 2006-11-22 at 10:56:02.
OH NOOOOO You have x-ray vision and can see everybody's innards as food slides down their gullets. It's especially disgusting on Thanksgiving. I wish Hugh Jackman was stalking me. Lyskhala Kohai Karma: 80/28 3600 Posts Posted on 2006-11-22 at 11:33:43.
(O) A man named Hugh Jackman is stalking you, only he's a short, bald, acne covered cousin of the actor, with a third nipple, a glass eye, and only one tooth in his mouth that isn't brown. Enjoy. I wish I had a chef. Avrielle RDI Fixture Karma: 21/16 877 Posts Posted on 2006-11-22 at 14:10:08.
You have a chef You have a chef he is a very good chef but only at cooking food you dont like the taste of. I wish I didnt have to go to 8 thanksgivings tomorrow. Drakar Resident Karma: 13/10 230 Posts Posted on 2006-11-22 at 23:06:38.
Turkey turkey instead you get to go to 174 thanksgivings and you fall into coma from eating so much turkey... I wish i was a watermelon Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts Posted on 2006-11-23 at 02:36:08.
(O) You are a watermelon, promptly sliced into pieces and eaten by hungry picnickers. I wish I had a transporter like in Star Trek. Avrielle RDI Fixture Karma: 21/16 877 Posts Posted on 2006-11-23 at 13:27:24. Edited on 2006-11-23 at 13:27:40 by Avrielle
Galactic Bhudda you do, but it's from toys'r'us I wish apes were bald Celedwe RDI Fixture Karma: 29/17 1229 Posts Posted on 2006-11-23 at 19:17:52.
Bald apes You wished for bald apes but now humans are as hairy as the apes were. I wish I has cake. Drakar Resident Karma: 13/10 230 Posts Posted on 2006-11-24 at 03:02:42.
(O) You has cake... but the cake you has iz maade about as twwibly as 'has' in place of 'had' sowds. (j/k) I wish grammar and spelling didn't bug me as much as it does. Avrielle RDI Fixture Karma: 21/16 877 Posts Posted on 2006-11-24 at 05:02:12.