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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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(O)
You know but you wish you could wipe it from your memory.
I wish I was lucky.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 15:52:58.
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Drakar
Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts
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You were lucky.
You were lucky till about 5 secs ago. Now you are not lucky at all but are the unluckiest person in the world.
I wish for new computer parts so my computer worked better.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:24:01.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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duh duh duh
The new parts are so good your computer turns sentient and takes over earth and consumes your soul.
I wish for a pony!
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:46:12.
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Drakar
Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts
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One pony coming up
You had a pony and he was everything you could hope for but the DM killed him when the party meet some bandits.
I wish I had a star.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:51:13.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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well then!
You had a star and it was everything you could have hped for but then GRUGG KILLED HIM OUT OF SPITE!!!
I wish that no one could corrupt this wish in any way.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 19:57:28.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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try as I might
I cannot corrupt this wish!!!
What is wrong with me??? Must corrupt Grugg's wish...must do it NOW...arrrghhh!!!! Drats!!
I wish I had a clone of Grugg's beloved pear so I could kill her off again with a forty foot tall letter G.
Posted on 2006-11-21 at 20:46:00.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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clone of Grugg's beloved pear so I could kill her off again with a forty foot tall letter G
You have a clone of a pear but it ate the forty-foot tall letter G and now it's after you!
I wish I had x-ray vision. 
Posted on 2006-11-22 at 10:56:02.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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OH NOOOOO
You have x-ray vision and can see everybody's innards as food slides down their gullets. It's especially disgusting on Thanksgiving.
I wish Hugh Jackman was stalking me. 
Posted on 2006-11-22 at 11:33:43.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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(O)
A man named Hugh Jackman is stalking you, only he's a short, bald, acne covered cousin of the actor, with a third nipple, a glass eye, and only one tooth in his mouth that isn't brown. Enjoy.
I wish I had a chef.
Posted on 2006-11-22 at 14:10:08.
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Drakar
Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts
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You have a chef
You have a chef he is a very good chef but only at cooking food you dont like the taste of.
I wish I didnt have to go to 8 thanksgivings tomorrow.
Posted on 2006-11-22 at 23:06:38.
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Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts
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Turkey turkey
instead you get to go to 174 thanksgivings
and you fall into coma from eating so much turkey...
I wish i was a watermelon
Posted on 2006-11-23 at 02:36:08.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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(O)
You are a watermelon, promptly sliced into pieces and eaten by hungry picnickers.
I wish I had a transporter like in Star Trek.
Posted on 2006-11-23 at 13:27:24.
Edited on 2006-11-23 at 13:27:40 by Avrielle
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Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts
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Galactic Bhudda
you do, but it's from toys'r'us
I wish apes were bald
Posted on 2006-11-23 at 19:17:52.
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Drakar
Resident
Karma: 13/10
230 Posts
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Bald apes
You wished for bald apes but now humans are as hairy as the apes were.
I wish I has cake.
Posted on 2006-11-24 at 03:02:42.
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Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
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(O)
You has cake... but the cake you has iz maade about as twwibly as 'has' in place of 'had' sowds. (j/k)
I wish grammar and spelling didn't bug me as much as it does.
Posted on 2006-11-24 at 05:02:12.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
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