Wow.
You do but you get arrested for breaking and entering.
I wish my stats and prob class wasn't so craptacularly boring.
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Posted on 2007-04-25 at 12:43:23.
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they are so exciting you never leave class and never have time to spend with that new special person
I wish my lunch hour was 2 hours long so I could take a nap after my Whopper Jr.
Kohai
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Posted on 2007-04-25 at 14:47:19.
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OK, but now it takes 2 and a half to eat. Good luck eating in your sleep.
I wish I had invented the question mark.
RDI Fixture
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539 Posts
Posted on 2007-04-25 at 21:45:50.
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granted
but someone steals the idea and kills you
i wish i didn't have flees (they itch)
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Posted on 2007-04-25 at 21:55:36.
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OK, your fle as don't flee.
I wish people could tell the difference between possessive adjectives and verbs. (example: Your not a viking (idiot speech), You're not a viking (Not a complete moron). 
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts
Posted on 2007-04-25 at 22:01:05.
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granted
peopel now talk that way, but your def and they speak sign language in the way you hate.
i wish the full moon was out.
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Posted on 2007-04-26 at 01:34:13.
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hmm
okay but now you're part of a screamo band called Flaming Cocaine
I wish all of you went to my school. I'd be amazing.
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Posted on 2007-04-26 at 12:42:36.
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Not really corrupting it, but...
Everyone is now enrolled in the School of Rock (sorry, I watched that movie a little too much while I was drunk) 
I wish I could speak with an Irish Accent when I was sober.
RDI Fixture
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539 Posts
Posted on 2007-04-28 at 07:40:52.
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:P
You speak with an Irish accent when you're sotally tober, except, everytime you go to the grocery store, an angry anti-irish mob shows up and kicks your tucus.
I wish for amazing conditioner at an amazingly cheap price.
Sharlisaurus
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Posted on 2007-04-29 at 14:43:47.
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You get an undead Ivan Pavlov, who insists on conditioning you nonstop, free of charge, and won't leave.
Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner...
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts
Posted on 2007-04-30 at 00:31:10.
Edited on 2007-04-30 at 00:32:10 by Miko_Ayune-sama
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baethwrrwrerwre
you are, for worst actor
i wish the weather would drop 20 degrees
RDI Fixture
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Posted on 2007-04-30 at 02:26:06.
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It does but but then keeps dropping and your town goes back to winter.
I wish I had a better job.
RDI Fixture
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Posted on 2007-05-01 at 03:38:31.
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umm...
Congratulations you are know grugg's personal massuse!!!(?) massage dude.
I wish I had a good Idea for a soap opera.
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Posted on 2007-05-01 at 12:41:42.
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you do...it's called As The Inn Turns and we are all satrs in it. All of our dirty little secrets are exposed and the show gets cancelled cuz it becomes x-rated.
I wish My deck was a tropical paradise
Kohai
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3600 Posts
Posted on 2007-05-01 at 14:48:45.
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you mean like your porch deck?
Your deck becomes a tropical paradise, comlpete with scorpions, sharks, alligators, stinging jelly fish, and snapping turtles and crabs! And a nudist colony drops in often to tan there. hehe
I wish for feet that never hurt.
Sharlisaurus
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Posted on 2007-05-02 at 08:19:43.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
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