you get the cookie only to find out it's a carbord cut out of one.

i want wanna watch someone do the happy dance.

You get to watch someone do the happy dance, but it's George Bush and Dick Cheney and they are both naked.


I wish for enough money to spend when I go to London

You have enough money to spend on the return ticket.

I wish I didn't have to choose between watching a play and watching a movie tonight.

you don't you come down with 24 hour blindness and can't see either.




I wish that someone would come and take this kitten from me before she has to go to the pound.

Someone takes that kitten, but gives you an angry hippo instead.




I wish I knew what the hell I talk about half the time.

you figure it out only to forget the half you knew before.




I wish for the kitten to go away again.

The kitten goes away only to come back with more kittens it told about you.

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I wish I could get better grades in college.

you get 3 points better.

I wish I could find an apartment before the dorms let out.

You find a apartment but it is one that is haunted by hateful ghosts that terrorize your life.


I wish that what I imagined would come true.

Everything you imagine comes true, which gets a little bit out of hand when you start dreaming, getting nightmares and rethink those nightmares/dreams. The world is f***ed thanks to you because of all the dragons, arcane liches and gnomes you thought of.



I wish I could think of better ways to corrupt somebody else's wish.

You can think of all kinds of ways to corupt wishes but you cant act on them because everytime you think of one you think of another and forget the first.

I wish my hard drive was bigger.

Your hard drive is now bigger, so big in fact that it no longer fits inside your computer.



I wish I weren't bored.

You are no longer bored you now have so many things to do that you cant get them all done in a lifetime which now brings up the question of why didnt you just stay bored.


I wish I had every D&D book made.

You have every single D&D book made, which includes every single copy. Nobody has a D&D book and so the D&D culture quickly dies. Within a year, Wizard of the Coast will officially quit making D&D material. Everyone who wants to play D&D has to talk to you about it since they don't have the book. Your e-mail accounts are quickly filled with mail from all over the world asking you to be in their game. Your life, as well as many others' life, is now ruined.



I wish I had a pebble.

You have a pebble it is in the bottom of your shoe and every time you step it annoys you and everytime you try to find it you cant but it is always there when you step.


I wish for a new car.