Grammer and spelling dont matter to you but no one can understand what you are saying because of it.

I wish I had every D&D book made.

You got 'em...but they are written with such bad spelling and grammar you can't make out a single word.

I wish the REAL Hugh Jackman was stalking me.

Okay but unfortunately he is caught by the FBI before you can meet him.

I wish Ly could have played Half-Life for PC

I don't know what your wish means to possibly corrupt it but, ok... Ly played halflife on the PC and the PC ate them.







I wish I had a personal maid.

Your personal maid turns out to be a super model of exceptional beauty and prevents you from ever finding your true soul mate as the maid first seduces then eats all possible suitors.

I wish for a hat for the monkey.

Your monkey has a hat but the hat is made of scorpions, ouch!








I wish my maid had not stolen my husband before he could pay the rent this month.

Your husband discovers your apparent lack of affection and leaves you for a different maid.

I wish the monkeys would stay away from my hands.

They do because you now have monkey hands!







I wish my maid had cleaned up a little before leaving with my husband.

Wish Granted.
Your maid has cleaned out not only your jewlery box, but your cubboards and bank account before leaving.

Wish sharks were extinct...I hate them.

Sharks do become extinct but only because they've evolved into a better, sleeker form...with wings and missiles and such.

I wish for a rainbow, and a magic castle, and a pony, and long flowing blond hair, and every barbie ever made.

*Grants wish exactly as it is*
Anyone who wishes for that has nothing to lose. Absolutely nothing.

I wish I was God.

your name is now Godfrey Thumperbottom



I wish i understood calculus

You understand calculus but forgot your own name, and everything about yourself including where you live and where you left your pants.



I wish I knew everything.

You have 7 fingers on your left hand, no right hand and three noses. Way to go, freak. lol








I wish I did not need my bathroom remodelled in the middle of winter leaving me with no shower for a week (I'll probably have to shower at the gym before work,even on my non-workout days, odd)

Wish granted An mold that would have been discovered in the remodeling goes undetected and evolves into a sentient life form that thinks it's Richard Simmons and wants to get you in shape.

I wish I wasn't going bald...