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Granted...

You gain all of the skills your heart desires, unfortunately you also become a quadriplegic and must depend on machines to breath

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2007-09-24 at 04:44:50.


Fine

No wish?

I wish that no one would corrupt this wish.

Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/6
153 Posts

Posted on 2007-09-26 at 00:55:05.


Granted

You look like Angelina Jolie as a baby

"I wish I had my health back."

Not Brianna
Karma: 68/55
1764 Posts

Posted on 2007-09-26 at 04:53:26.


Granted!

You got your health back but lost your mind instead.

I wish I would get good grades in the University.

Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts

Posted on 2007-09-26 at 23:45:10.




You get the good grades, but just before you graduate the ALL the University records go up in flames, the computers crash and all your grades lost. You have to start all over again.

I wish I had a CD player in my car...or any radio for that matter!

Queen Hugglepounce
Karma: 47/29
674 Posts

Posted on 2007-09-27 at 05:24:25.


.

Granted. Your car gets stolen.

I wish that I had a dictionary of oxymorons.

Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/6
153 Posts

Posted on 2007-09-28 at 00:40:40.


Granted

You get a copy of the Dictionary for oxymoron's. Only problem is it is on 253 5in floppy disks in the year 2033 after there was a government process of confiscating all technology made before 1991.

I wish Someone else would do my physics lab assignments and I would get the credit with no repercussions...

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-09 at 17:17:42.


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I do your assignments and you get credit for all the bad grades

I wish I could visit the Inn more.

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-11 at 16:57:21.


Wish Granted

You suddenly are able to visit the inn more... Unfortunately it is due to the fact that you lost your job

I wish... For nothing

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-18 at 14:03:46.
Edited on 2007-10-18 at 14:04:08 by ruler of the shadows


Granted

You have successfully forced the universe into becoming nothing. Now nothing exists.

I wish I could wish for something.

Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-18 at 14:07:04.


Granted...

...you wish for something but get nothing because RotS already wished for nothing thereby throwing the universe into a tizzy and making all the somethings into nothings which in turn makes your wish for something an actual wish for nothing which is the something you got for nothing.

I wish I would have just left that one alone.

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-25 at 19:24:21.


Granted

Your post becomes nothing due to my wish which made everything nothing which in turn made the previous to yours nothing...


I wish for nothing to become something

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-25 at 20:52:22.


Nothin from nothin leaves nothin

*POOF* Wish granted! You're Aretha Franklin!

Ain't that somethin'?

In deference to the Queen of Soul, there... ^ I'll let her make the next wish.


Take it away, Aretha!

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-25 at 21:58:50.
Edited on 2007-10-25 at 22:04:56 by Eol Fefalas


Wish granted...

My first thought can't be so... SO instead I wish to be me Ruler of the Shadows and not Aretha franklin...

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-29 at 13:49:02.
Edited on 2007-10-29 at 13:55:01 by ruler of the shadows


Meh... okay...

Granted... *sprays a can of Reethy-B-Gone*... you're no longer Aretha... ya just look like her.

I wish I wasn't such an idiot.

Lord of the Possums
RDI Staff
Karma: 475/29
8917 Posts

Posted on 2007-10-29 at 14:22:59.


   




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