Granted... You lose the ability to speak...



I wish that life's difficulties would come with a warning label... Also If their could be explanations for smites... and applauds... I've wondered why I got my first smite... and second for that matter... but I think I know why I got my third... but not positive as to why...

Granted... all of life's difficulties now come with warning labels. Unfortuantely they're written in a language far older than ancient Sumerian and most of the 'symbols' have eroded from the little stone tablets.

I wish I could think of a wish.

You can only think of the wish that you could shave grugg's back for all eternity, and it is granted outside of this thread. Have a nice life, Eol. (Poor, poor Eol.)

I wish to win the Powerball lottery.

You win the power ball lottery at 250 million dollars... However... There is only one slight problem... 500 million other people also win it... and so all in all you end up losing 50 cents in the whole ordeal.

I wish that grugg would become completely hairless oh wait... Eol is taking care of That... I wish for Eol to have a 8 inch wide razor to help in his trials and tribulations

Eol now has a Razor brand Scooter. Good luck, Eol.

I wish for a simple sandwich, with no mold on the bread, meat or cheese, and no bacteria, viruses, or parasites.

You get a simple sandwich. It is so simple that nothing appears to be as simple as the sandwich. It is in fact so simple that everything will forever appear much more complex that it actually is. Things like eating this simple sandwich now appears as complex as programing a random dice-roller online.



I wish for an inspiration for a story.

You gain inspiration. You also forget how to write.

I wish that I had an infinite supply of honey crullers.

An infinite number of honey cruellers They fill the universe pushing you out of it. YOu had an infinite number.

I wish to be young and beautiful

You are young and beautiful and the rest of the world are pig-like creatures who find you hideous...("Eye of the Beholder") Twilight Zone


I wish for another lemonade from Chic Fil A

You get another lemonade but it has three cockroaches sunbathing in it.

I wish I knew everything

You did know everything but you have a terrible memory so you've forgotten it all.

I wish I had the meaning to the question of which the answer is 42

the meaning died with Douglas Adams
but you refuse to quit and begin your quest for the answer to "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop"



I wish my washing machine would stop dancing around the floor during the spin cycle

Your washing machine stops dancing around but starts singing instead. And we all know how tone-deaf washing machines can be


I wish I could wake up nice and rested every night until the exams are finished.

Granted. You sleep through the exams because they happen in the morning.

I wish I had a beautiful girlfriend my own age who would willingly do everything that such couples do. (trying to keep it at least PG-13 here)

granted, she's beautiful but un utter, self centered, ego crazed B****.


I wish I could play in a game of D&D that dosnt die out because of the DM stopping posting or isnt boring.