You get into a game where all the players stop posting for one reason or another and so the game dies.



I wish my mom would stop calling me every single night.

Granted, you lose all you phones. But she emails you every night instead.

I wish that...
I wish that I didn't wast so much time on forums and Internet games, but I don't want to lose the Internet and the one of the forums is the RDINN so you can't say that that goes down or your stuffed.

You stop wasting time on the internet and forums but you start wasting time on bad romance novels instead.


I wish the phone company would stop charging us for phone service that we never got (we later got service from another company so they have nothing to charge us for).

Granted. Instead your current phone company charges you double.

I wish I could write a good essasy.

You write a great essasy. Your essay however is really flawed.



I wish I knew more about various stuff.

Granted you know about various stuff and you forget about other various stuff. So while you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop you don't know how speak in your native language.

I wish I had a tail

granted you now have a tail with spikes that keep tearing you up
I wish that everyone would smite Jenth he has too many applases

So I get smitten but it reflects off me and hits you.

I wish every one loved me

Everyone loves your money...but you don't have any.

I wish this wish was shorter.

It's so short it's non-existent.


I wish I had lots of money to buy all my friends and family anything they want for Christmas

you do, but they all ask for embarressing racy sex toys and sex paraphanelia (wow i think i slaughtered that word)! And you have to go pick them up, of course

I wish i remembered how to spell paraphanalia (is that right? no...)

You remember how to spell it but lose your pencil



I wish for more wishes

You get more wishes, but they are all somehow corrupted.



I wish for personal success in the near and distant future.

You succeed in being unsuccessful.

I wish for some ice cubes.

you get a glacier in your backyard




I wish to move closer to home