Granted. Your bed is now in the bathtub ...

I wish (now follow me here...) that a wish wished for when wishing was wonderful would wash all wishes, whether or not the wish was a wish of wanting or wantonness ...

You forget your last wish forever and so you think it was truly granted when in fact it was granted so corruptly that you think it was what you wished for when in fact it was the exact opposite.

I wish that people would be more straight forward in how they interact with one another. ( I am included in people by the way... we all are and so to corrupt this wish is to corrupt one's self)

World-wide, all prisons are automatically quintupled in size, to accomodate the influx of convictions on crimes of hate, passion, fraud, terrorism, and being a politician ...

And now, a simple one: I wish someone would tell me the last time a Tarrasque was seen/encountered ...

Today, when I came home from a hard day's work to find her suffering from "the vapors" and steaming over the fact that I had forgotten her mother's birthday ...


I wish that any parent of a child (under 21) who commits a crime with a gun would suffer the child's fate with him/her ...

Civilization comes to an end as the law is set retroactively through the ages causing the crimes of sons and daughters to affect mothers and father back to the dawn of time


I wish that jedi wouldn't use absolutes when talking about the sith being the "only" ones who use absolutes

Emulating a page from a familiar book, the Jedi are extinctified, thereby eliminating any chance of them using absolutes.

I wish all fruit had the size, color, taste, and texture of an orange.

But you become allergic to Oranges.

I wish all the wishes were undone and the world returned to its average state.

It does, but you're in a parallel universe where the wishes of Grugg reign supreme.


I wish for some eggnog.

You get your eggnog...it's made from rotten eggs and curdled milk...and no whipped cream


I wish for a nice back massage. AHHHH !!

You get the massage, from someone with prickly-tough calasses*sp* covering his/her hands.


I wish everyone has as wonderful a Christmas as my children will have this year. (Or perhaps better)

Everyone has so much a better Christmas that your children (although they had a great Christmas) in comparison have a crappy Christmas

(Sorry DA shouldn't leave those things open like that) (and I quote, "or better")

I wish that the jedi would remain in existence without using absolutes...

All Jedi everywhere will remain forever in existence, but forever dead, in a world with no absolutes.


I wish that Brittney, Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole, et. al. would get their collective ducks in a row, drop their destroyed careers, and "to a nunnery go, and quickly" ...

They enter a nunnery but their influence quickly turns it into a brothel.

I wish there was life on other planets

Granted. You are on other planets.

I guess that means you're gonna miss the Holidays ...

anso the lack of a wish is granted... you get nothing... but in this nothing it also means that anything you had, you lose... and so the lack of a wish is also corruptable...

I wish for the dawn of a new year of which people dwell on peace and prosparity of all and not on poverty, desperation, war, and making themselves seemingly better than everyone else...