or it has been in an alternate reality.

I wish for people to stop trying to corupt my wishes?

Your wishes will no longer be corrupted... instead... they will be unanswered...

I wish that you'd explain yourself in the previous post Realstgeorge...

You will will be done.

I wish I knew what post you were talking about.

Granted look around...


I wish for my dog to age backwards one year...

You age seven years forward...


I wish all the "extra-nationals" would just quit and go home.

Half the people residing in the U.S. mass-migrate back to their homelands, cutting carbon dioxide emissions, traffic jams, misunderstood orders or requests, and eliminating pressing "1" to continue ... I couldn't live in a world like that!


I wish to meet a Jedi that speaks only in absolutes, never in generalities or riddles.

Granted, he tells you that you are going to die.

I wish that I could come up with a wish that would be unable to be corrupted.

your wish falls on deaf ears

I wish I could get along better with my brother... not all the time but just better...

you "along" with your brother so well that you confuse the rest of us and we stop reading your posts


I wish I understood ROTS language

WIsh granted you can read my mind but you no longer speak english...


I wish typos didn't exist

... and letters, numbers, and pictograms cease to exist, no one remembers how to write or type, and the only method of communication is speech (wow! no phones, computers, road signs, blueprints, technical diagrams, etc. hmmmmm)


I wish that inside an orange was another orange, and inside that one yet another, ad infinitum ...

However all the peels that would go on these oranges are layered before the actual orange...and you want an orange now.

I wish monkeys could speak english

Granted .. now ... You can't get monkey's to shut up, they prank call you in the middle of the night. They start taking our jobs and teaching our children their monkey ways. The whole world goes into chaos and the international community is in an uproar because they don't understand why monkeys will not speak other languages besides English. Monkeys start telling peoples' secrets. They become superior .. because while they now speak English, we can't speak monkey. They hold secret meetings right in front of us. Darn Dirty Apes!

I wish that we worked 4 days a week and always had 3 day weekends.

But on that 5th day of work that you would normally have, your boss hires a monkey to do the job. SO while we are all enjoying our extra day of laziness, monkeys are busily showing our bosses how inefficienct we are, so they fire you and you suddenly have 7 days a week off, even better than you wished for! Eventually the monkeys convince their new bosses that they are too efficient to need supervision and thus take over the world like in a recent, familiar scenario.

Also the initial lesser hours per week results in decreased pay for the last weeks before you loose your job.

I wish that I was the embodiment of an uncorruptable wish... (has this one been used already?)

you die. The dead cannot be corrupted -- ever.


I wish I knew what my next wish would be, without being told.