You suddenly know, but at the same time you realize that it is shameful, illegal, immoral, ridiculous, inane, impossible, deadly, and would make you a passle of enemies besides.

So no, I won't do that for you ...

I wish I could squeeze into any room under the door (without breaking bones).

You can now squeese under any door without breaking bones, but when you do so, you must go feet-first, and when you do, your bones (and only your bones) squeeze out through your mouth, staying behind and becoming calcium dust. To replace your bones, you must ingest the bones of the next person to try this while the bones are just coming out. Thus, you are forever doomed to life with upside-down, disintegrating bones. have a nice day.

I wish for whoever corrupts this wish to force the person corrupting the wish of the person corrupting Olan's next wish to translate my post into Sanskrit.

It took me a few minutes, but I got it ... so stay with me, here:

When Olan posts his next wish, the person corrupting the wish of the person corrupting Olan's wish will be forced to write so quickly in a language unknown to him that the post may or may not be in Sanskrit, but will be just as unreadable and therefore lost, retroactively negating your posted wish entirely ...

Stay tuned, viewers!

I wish that more wishes, corrupted or not, would be stated in a simpler and less-convoluted fashion ...

Wish granted: Now everyone is limited to 4 letter words to make wishes

I wish that the all pez were free (all 4 word or less)

sorry, they are not


I wish I could retire NOW.

You are able to retire now... However you won't have any benefits...



I wish the world would all suddenly only speak a single language so that we all can understand each other...

but everyone becomes deaf and blind at the same time ...


I wish for M&Ms. (simple enuff, no?)

You get M&M, just as you develop a allergy to chocolate.



I wish for unlimited access to all the roleplaying books I want to.

Each book you desire is at your fingertips when needed, but as soon as you get each one in your hands, it crumbles to dust as you open it.


I wish I could type without type-ohs ...

you now type with "oh my's"



I wish Utan's brain would catch up with his fingers

Granted! He now has half a brain on the back of each hand. (and that's half a brain more than he started with ...)


I wish Grugg would finally admit that he admires Utan for his wit, good looks, and overall nice-guy-ness (awwwww! Now I gotta go throw up...)

Granted... Grugg admits it, but utan stops posting...


I wish utan would post again...

Granted. Utan does post, but all of his posts are "bounced" back to his computer without arriving at their intended destination ...


I wish all presidential campaigns from now on would consist only of "My past record speaks for me." and "I won't speak ill of my colleague."

granted...hell freezes over




I wish wishes weren't wishful thinking

Wishes are no longer wishful thinking. They become law at the instant of creation. Failure to make it happen earns "capitol punishment" ... (pun intended)


I wish I knew the reason for this thread.