yawn...
You are not going bald...you're going deaf because your hair is so long it's grown into your ears and you can't hear a darn thing.
I wish I had become an astronaut so I could visit my relatives on other planets
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-27 at 09:46:43.
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(O)
You did and you now have family rifts on every possible planet because you have started quarrels with all your relatives over where you'll spend next Thanksgiving.
I wish my guinea pigs could clean their own cage.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-27 at 10:17:17.
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oh they'll clean it...
They clean it so well it shines...and then it blinds you...and then you die...from...shinyness...
I wish they would go "Wheeeeeeeeee"
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-27 at 18:31:50.
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Granted
..but when you're a kid and you want to go "WEEEEE!" but you ain't got drugs yet, you hold on for your life. You hold to your little gonads...
...and strife.
I wish I didn't know that song.
Original Palassassin
Karma: 66/191
544 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-27 at 19:39:07.
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^^^^
Granted...and they are hereby all exponentially corrupted 
I wish you all a VERY MERRY WINTER SEASON 
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-28 at 06:25:18.
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(O)
We all have a Merry Winter Season but as karma often must balance itself out, we all also have a very crappy springtime.
I wish antelopes had psychic powers.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-28 at 06:55:53.
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Granted
Antelopes have psychic powers and they are all plotting to kill the person who wished they all had psychic powers cuz now none of them can get ANY sleep!
I wish I had patience.
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-28 at 09:41:34.
Edited on 2006-11-28 at 09:42:58 by Lyskhala
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(O)
You have so much patience you missed out on everything waiting patiently for it to happen.
I wish my hair grew faster.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-28 at 12:30:19.
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()()
Your hair grows so fast it's been banned on the Autobahn.
I wish I had a hug
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-28 at 14:10:06.
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(O)
I give you a hug as I smite you for laughs.
I wish I had a seafood dinner.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-28 at 16:31:39.
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oh yes
You get your seafood dinner, but in a completely unexpected turn of events it goes perfectly. You live the rest of your life in fear of the corruption I may have caused upon this wish...and you slowly go crazy. Then, right in the end upon your deathbed when you realise you got away with it, I drop by and poke both your eyes out, then eat them...
...I later regret those actions terribly.
I wish for a book of things to do. (Yay Ryst got my reference!!!)
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-28 at 19:25:25.
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(O)
You have a book of things to do, only now you have to learn to read to enjoy it.
I wish I knew every language.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-29 at 05:27:53.
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granted
ndkdyekfhfod wiwi,iudjd ki wijdjd owue
iejd;apedi kso-ldod-odsksi-- kosis, sji
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I wish I could take a nap on the back of a beautiful Andalucian Mare in the middle of a primeieval forest as the soft rays of the early morning sun filter through gossamer aspen leaves.
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-29 at 06:41:00.
Edited on 2006-11-29 at 06:41:41 by Lyskhala
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OK
Granted but the Mare is slowly sinking into a peat bog.
I wish I was smart.
Newbie
Karma: 0/0
8 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-29 at 08:14:44.
Edited on 2006-11-29 at 08:15:09 by Athelstan
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so do we ...hee hee...just teasin' : )
You're smart but you have no common sense
I wish my mare wasn't sinking in a peat bog 
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2006-11-29 at 09:41:32.
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