I wish Lyskhala would look at the Last One To Post Here thread

She looks at the thread, and it disappears before she can see the part you want.

I wish I had a car, so I could corrupt the next wish in person.

You now have a car so that you can corrupt the next wish in person, but the person who made that wish gets so angry that he trashes your new car.


I wish I could find more players at the Inn who were enthusiastic about playing games by White Wolf, such as WoD, Exalted or Scion.

( Good luck driving all the way over here )

You find all 3 of them, and they're not as cool as me. By the way, nice house.

I wish I had the gas to get back.

You have the gas you need to get back, but no car as I've already trashed it


I wish I had enough money so that I wouldn't need to worry about money.

Wish granted... you die (j/k) really you just lose the ability to worry


I wish someone I've called recently would return my phone call...

That person returns your phone call by throwing your phone and hitting you in the head.

I wish My phone was still active.

It is Still active... Just not for you...


I wish My phone was as soft as a pillow

Your pillow is now as hard as your phone. Happy sleeping.

What's your wish Miko?

I wish I could straighten my arms without massive pain (the result of an extensive workout)

*poof*

Wish granted!

Unfortunately, it means your arms are no longer yours, and the type you have are no longer in stock. How do you feel about tentacles?

I wish I could speak fluent Japanese.

Granted: you speak Japanese... but no one else does




wish: That all men lived on a desert island and were at womens deposial?



(sorry guys)

All Guys live on A Deserted island, It is now the Largest city in the world. Sex crimes reach an all time low. Men are now at the Deposal of women. Since I didn't quite understand this... I went to look it up (I know you meant disposal but that isn't what you wrote.) So since you can now dethrone us, We just take all offices that can't be "dethroned" We again take over the world from middle management.


Oh wish women would live on our island... Things are far more interesting when there are 2 sexes...

*poof*

Wish Granted!

Women now live with men on the island. However, since women stil rule and men are still at our disposal, as in we still own you all, men now live in barns, are assigned numbers, and are categorized in a database based on libido, prowess, culinary ability, and mechanical ability. Men are removed from all offices and forced to carry our purses and bag when shopping.

i wish these painkillers kicked in faster.