granted: pain killers work faster but only last a few moment then the pain comes back 10 fold



wish: I wish for a bag of holding

"holding our bags and purses while we shop"
hee hee hee

*wishes Lysk would make a wish*

slacker

: granted they make a wish to have u play D&D every day forever and ever and ever without any brakes and always with Newby Player but one thing you forgot the rules for rolling up chars. and forgot ur DMB!!!! ( Dun DUn Dunnnnnn)



my mother in laws wish: I wish that myself and my family had good heath and be provide for the rest of our lives.. and that we cant die

There are worse things that death.

So. You're all immortal, but due to unforseen radiation and magical emissions from the wish granting process, you are all joined into one hideous creature. You're taken to government research lab where you're provided for in every way. Forever. And ever. And it's complete misery.

Glory...You didn't make a wish, so I will.

I wish RotS would give my teeth back. I like biting people's sisters.

*poof*

Wish granted! You have your teeth back, but they now have so many cavities that all you can bite is applesauce, and even that is painful.

I wish i has an imaginary friend

Granted... people now think you're crazy


I wish Miko could have his teeth but not have the ability to bite sentient beings

Granted: hes has that.... but so do u... hahaha



Cuz wish: wish for world peace.....

There's world peace but it isn't on this world.


I wish I didn't have to work.

u dont have to work because u have explosive vomiting


(sorry first thing that came to mind)


husbands wish: I wish no further wishes worked

No further wishes work, so old ones get repeated, because they've already worked

I wish I could bite a Limbo rod in half with my new shark teeth.

*Bites RotS* You said no sentient beings, and I have my suspicions that you are, indeed, a robot. Not just any robot, mind you-a zombie robot.

*poof*

Wish Granted!

Unfortunately, the rod explodes when it snaps, leaving you without a lower jaw. Now you have nothing to hold your tongue in. Ew.

i wish i could turn traffic lights from green to RED just by looking at them. *cackles maniaclly at the thought of twelve hour traffic jams*

They turn red, but only because you're causing them to speed up so fast only the red part is seen. This causes a large-scale blackout (world-wide?) from the need of so much electricity and so even though you got your mayhem, you're also caught in it.

Wish... to be able to draw anything.

But like the story of the Boy and his drawings, every drawing you complete comes to life. Therefore you are forced to either hide your talent from the world or become a scientific subject/worse life than a celebrity. Of course you can hide it by not finishing every drawing, but I know how much that would eventually bug you.

I wish for a few more hours in the day to catch up on the sleep I've been loosing since the beginning of Gr 12 (maybe before?)