Granted
You have an all expense paid trip to Hell, Michigan.
Have a wonderful time and don't forget your mittens.
I wish it was Spring already!
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-20 at 15:55:30.
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spring pops up and is pretty and nice.. but because of this sudden change in weather.. summer comes sooner... such does next winter and so on and so fourth but do to the warming to bring spring about after about 5 yrs of this ppl up in pa usa and ny usa and such stop geting snow and fl usa is like 250 in the summer.. soon we all die of globle warming
I wish we all didnt die from globle warming
Regular Visitor
Karma: 4/4
94 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-20 at 20:10:35.
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poof!
Wish granted!
Instead, the sun spontaneously combusts and we all die a horrible, firey death.
I wish you had wished for a pony instead.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-20 at 20:17:35.
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granted
She wishes for a pony but it burns to ashes cuz of Global Warming
I wish I could go take a nap now
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-20 at 20:33:35.
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poof
you take a nap forever and ever and ever
i wish that the world would stop wishing and start doing 
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Karma: 4/4
94 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-20 at 22:17:09.
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POOF
Wish granted!
However, without wishes the cosmic global imagination suffers to the point where society becomes mindless sheep herded by the media into safe little boxes where they are easily controllable. Then we all starved to death without a cosmic global imagination to feed off of.
I wish the girl in my office was mute.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-20 at 22:55:54.
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poof: shes mute but so are all women of the world and all men are very very happy... hope ur not a girl
i wish that i wasnt mute because of that wish
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Karma: 4/4
94 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-21 at 01:12:02.
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Poof!
Wish granted!
Bu now you're deaf...and male. With male-pattern baldness, a spare tire, and three alimony payments.
Ha!
I wish i found that less amusing.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-21 at 01:23:30.
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pooff: no more funny because now ur a male with all the fixings
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Karma: 4/4
94 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-21 at 18:46:57.
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Where is your wish?
Your wish has been granted... You lose the understanding of a male... while retaining the male status. Suddenly Sterile... Anywho... I wish that people couldn't change there sex by wishing
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-22 at 03:08:20.
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LOL
Sterile, barren, a rose is a rose....
Anyway, i'm granting your wish but you're immediatey hit by a bus.
I wish i liked my new haircolor more.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-22 at 04:26:46.
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Granted, although just as you come to like your new hair color it changes again.
I wish I had cheesecake.
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Karma: 6/6
153 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-22 at 05:43:36.
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Granted, but the cheescake is five months old.
I wish I had a hat that would fit my head.
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-22 at 10:25:59.
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POOF
GRanted. Unfortunately, you get decapitated by a plate glass window.
i wish i was in bed.
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-22 at 13:27:13.
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Screw up my wish will ya
Granted, but your mattress is made of granite
I wish buses had people scoops on the front of them
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Karma: 11/20
491 Posts
Posted on 2008-02-22 at 14:35:19.
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