poof: A bus drives by scoops u and thent he next bus hits and kills u.. sorry



I wish people would stop dieing from wishing

WISH GRA-

ERROR! ERROR! DOES NOT COMPUTE! SYSTEM SUTTING DOWN. SERVER BUSY. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.

Then your computer blows up, killing you with electronic shrapnel.


I wish TRSG and Moira switched bodies for a day.

Granted, no catch.

I wish me and Moira could switch back into our own bodies and that nothing goes wrong with this wish.

granted nothing goes wrong for our sake...,


friends wish:I wish to find a decent pizza parlor openm when im traveling though the middle of nowhere thats take creat cards adn that i have nothing but my created card on me and was the best pizza ever

Granted... you find one... but there is no money on your card


I wish that death was wrought instead with a longer life

Granted, but Death is highly upset that you wished about him that he lays the pimphand down and scythes off your head.

I wish i had Death's autrograph in a frame on my wall, as i am the preisdent of his fan-club and great admirer of his work.

granted, he chops off your head and signs his name in your own blood GofG. You have his autograph but your dead.

I wish I was a time lord.

You are the new ruling time lord of Cleveland. Of course, you only got the title and nobody likes you in Cleveland.


I wish I wouldn't say stupid things.

You are mute.


I wish I could stay home and get paid

You now collect disability due to the fact that you can't walk... wait whats that... your job didn't offer disability... darn...


I wish... NC was Closer to Tallahassee...

It's so close it's on top of Tallahassee. Everyone, including yourself, smothers to death.



I wish wishes weren't wishful thinking.

Wish Granted!

However, it only affects you since you have been magically transferred into a Hell-themed snowglobe, sans snow. Instead it rains firey bits of brimstone and though you catch fire, it never goes out causing you to burn indefinitely.

I wish everyone were linkned into a universal dictionary and thesaurus with a dual processing spellchecker that works on both verbal and written communication, thereby regulating that the right word is used at all times, in the correct way, spelled brilliantly.

granted: we all spel and talk right but now people think more clearly adn properly that its harder to lie and alot more ppl are lonly for the fact that its harder to lie that ur heppy with someone when all those words are going in adn out of ur head
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wish: kids had an on off button

Granted...

however, the manufacturer of the buttons thought it would be funny to make the "off" button non functional.


I wish I didn't have to go to the grocery store after work

Granted... YOu don't have to the grpcery store after work. It now closes the very moment you get off work. This makes it so that you must go while at work which in turn gets you fired. Then the grocery store burns down.

I wish that road travel time was reduced (ie speed limits No longer exist on highways...)