wish granted, and as a result you become a real jerk




I wish I was the most popular girl in school for one day.

unfortunately it's a snow day and no-one is there to appreciate you.


I wish there really was an "easy button"

Granted...except when you press it... the problem you have to solve remains difficult and everything else becomes easier.


Anywho...


I wish for world peace.

There is world peace...on MARS



I wish banana trees grew in my backyard

Granted, but now your backyard is full of banana trees and insane monkeys who won't let you have any.



I wish that I knew what to wish for.

But sadly the wish you chose was to try out how it feels to be trampled by ten pink rhinos so you are now squashed..

I wish i had a bigger gun..

You now have a bigger gun, but it is too big for you to even lift or shoot from.


I wish I didn't have to put up with childish behavior from my players.

Wish granted, but now that all the silly ones are gone you have no players left.


I wish boose didn't cost so much

The booze is now pretty much free, so they over-charge the bottles. Technically, the total price is now twice as much as before you made your wish. Thanks a bunch, bastard!



I wish for a ray-gun.

You get a ray gun, but when you use it for the first time it explodes and evaporates you.

I wish I could see Queen live and perform all their songs.

They decide to have another tour starting in what ever town you're in. On your way there, you get into a freak accident causing you to go blind and deaf simultaneously. So not only do you miss the concert, but going to another one is now completely and underly useless.


I wish for world peace on earth...

There is peace on Earth, however on the same day we destroy all our weapons aliens invade and enslave us all.

I wish I could see and hear Queen perform all there songs.

Your Hearing and Sight suddenly return, and at the very same moment the entire band, Queen is on an airplane and something goes wrong, the plane crashes at sea and there are no survivors.


I wish We could break free of alien slavery

a hero emerges and leads us in a revolt, he then enslaves us


I wish to see and hear Queen perform all their songs live at a single concert and that nothing goes wrong with this wish.

They play live with electric Guitar from queen who somehow miraculously survived the accident despite the fact that they were never "found" The managed to rescue themselves I guess... Anyways... You hear them play, but without electricity... They decided to go green and do a concert with acoustic Guitars drums and a Piano...


I wish slavery didn't exist... ever