you're so busy 'striving' and 'telepathing' you have to drink a gallon of Mountain Dew every hour just to keep up the pace. Unfortunately this makes you go to the bathroom every five minutes so you miss a lot of your "Striver's Anonymous" meetings.
I wish I could teleport to N.C. tomorrow so I don't have to drive 400 miles
You get yourself a DM to make a game for your Druid, but your Druid is instantly killed by hundreds of Kobolds and a horde of Orcs. Never said you'd get a good DM
I wish I wouldn't be so lazy when it comes to schoolwork.