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ruler of the shadows
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Karma: 11/20
491 Posts
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Granted
6month old cheescake... I wish for unstoppable telepathy
Posted on 2008-03-15 at 22:30:20.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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why????
You get unstoppable telepathy but go mad with all the voices in your head.
I wish my vacation to NC was longer than just Easter Weekend 
Posted on 2008-03-17 at 12:42:04.
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ruler of the shadows
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Karma: 11/20
491 Posts
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Granted... Phones go dead, Planes Are grounded, and Your car goes dead the day you are supposed to leave.
I wish to be able to control My new found telepathy
Posted on 2008-03-17 at 22:44:19.
Edited on 2008-03-17 at 22:44:47 by ruler of the shadows
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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cheesy petes...
YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT!!!!! It takes over your entire body and you end up looking like Elaine dancing.
I wish you would stop wishing for telepathy wishes
Posted on 2008-03-18 at 12:11:11.
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ruler of the shadows
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Karma: 11/20
491 Posts
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Granted...
I stop wishing for telepathy because It is now within my control
I wish you wouldn't wish that I would stop wishing for that which I enjoy wishing for...
Posted on 2008-03-19 at 16:37:35.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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ok
I stop and you get EVERYTHING you EVER wanted and become so bored with having it all, you die of melancholy.
I wish I could type faster.
Posted on 2008-03-19 at 18:11:59.
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ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts
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Really... so that means I'll get this...
You type so quickly even when you're typing slowly that your keyboard smokes and you break all of your fingers in the process...
I wish to always have something to strive for....
Posted on 2008-03-20 at 11:30:29.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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you got it
you're so busy 'striving' and 'telepathing' you have to drink a gallon of Mountain Dew every hour just to keep up the pace. Unfortunately this makes you go to the bathroom every five minutes so you miss a lot of your "Striver's Anonymous" meetings.
I wish I could teleport to N.C. tomorrow so I don't have to drive 400 miles
Posted on 2008-03-20 at 17:55:11.
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Loki
TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts
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right
You cast teleport and arrive there, you are then arrested and taken to a lab for research.
I wish someone could DM a short adventure my 6th level druid because I would like to get a better feel for him.
Posted on 2008-03-22 at 12:41:35.
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Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts
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Granted
You get yourself a DM to make a game for your Druid, but your Druid is instantly killed by hundreds of Kobolds and a horde of Orcs. Never said you'd get a good DM 
I wish I wouldn't be so lazy when it comes to schoolwork.
Posted on 2008-03-22 at 12:51:06.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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granted
you are so enthusiastic about homework you volunteer to do everybody's which leaves no time for gaming. uh oh.
I wish the flowers and trees were blooming in Ohio like they were in NC last weekend.
Posted on 2008-03-27 at 13:23:43.
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Chunky-Monkey
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 45/12
188 Posts
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they blooed when you were a sleep your to late
i with i had a dm for my gnome bard
Posted on 2008-03-27 at 16:22:13.
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Moria Grey
Regular Visitor
Karma: 4/4
94 Posts
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poof u do its me.... thats all
i wish my husband wasnt so stupid and self centered
Posted on 2008-03-30 at 02:12:47.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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he's no longer stupid and self centered...he's greedy and arrogant
I wish my shoulder would stop hurting
Posted on 2008-03-31 at 11:14:31.
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ruler of the shadows
Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts
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hehehe
Granted... You know longer have shoulders...
I wish none of these results happen with such corrupt endings...
Posted on 2008-04-02 at 16:35:42.
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