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Granted

6month old cheescake... I wish for unstoppable telepathy

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-15 at 22:30:20.


why????

You get unstoppable telepathy but go mad with all the voices in your head.


I wish my vacation to NC was longer than just Easter Weekend

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-17 at 12:42:04.


..

Granted... Phones go dead, Planes Are grounded, and Your car goes dead the day you are supposed to leave.


I wish to be able to control My new found telepathy

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-17 at 22:44:19.
Edited on 2008-03-17 at 22:44:47 by ruler of the shadows


cheesy petes...

YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT!!!!! It takes over your entire body and you end up looking like Elaine dancing.



I wish you would stop wishing for telepathy wishes

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-18 at 12:11:11.


Granted...

I stop wishing for telepathy because It is now within my control


I wish you wouldn't wish that I would stop wishing for that which I enjoy wishing for...

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-19 at 16:37:35.


ok

I stop and you get EVERYTHING you EVER wanted and become so bored with having it all, you die of melancholy.



I wish I could type faster.

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-19 at 18:11:59.


Really... so that means I'll get this...

You type so quickly even when you're typing slowly that your keyboard smokes and you break all of your fingers in the process...

I wish to always have something to strive for....

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-20 at 11:30:29.


you got it

you're so busy 'striving' and 'telepathing' you have to drink a gallon of Mountain Dew every hour just to keep up the pace. Unfortunately this makes you go to the bathroom every five minutes so you miss a lot of your "Striver's Anonymous" meetings.



I wish I could teleport to N.C. tomorrow so I don't have to drive 400 miles

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-20 at 17:55:11.


right

You cast teleport and arrive there, you are then arrested and taken to a lab for research.

I wish someone could DM a short adventure my 6th level druid because I would like to get a better feel for him.

TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-22 at 12:41:35.


Granted

You get yourself a DM to make a game for your Druid, but your Druid is instantly killed by hundreds of Kobolds and a horde of Orcs. Never said you'd get a good DM


I wish I wouldn't be so lazy when it comes to schoolwork.

Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-22 at 12:51:06.


granted

you are so enthusiastic about homework you volunteer to do everybody's which leaves no time for gaming. uh oh.


I wish the flowers and trees were blooming in Ohio like they were in NC last weekend.

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-27 at 13:23:43.


...

they blooed when you were a sleep your to late

i with i had a dm for my gnome bard

Veteran Visitor
Karma: 45/12
188 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-27 at 16:22:13.


....

poof u do its me.... thats all



i wish my husband wasnt so stupid and self centered

Regular Visitor
Karma: 4/4
94 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-30 at 02:12:47.


<><><>

he's no longer stupid and self centered...he's greedy and arrogant


I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-03-31 at 11:14:31.


hehehe

Granted... You know longer have shoulders...


I wish none of these results happen with such corrupt endings...

Resident
Karma: 11/20
491 Posts

Posted on 2008-04-02 at 16:35:42.


   




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