"none" of them do...they "all" do


I wish I could let go of anger without flying off the hook

You can!

But you let go of it too fast and it lands in a large bald man's soup, splashing it all over him. And now he's coming your way!

I wish cookies were good for you while being nutritions!

cuz I LOVE cookies too

I wish I had a big plate of warm chocolate chip cookies!!

You now have a plate full of chocolate chipped cookies. However, they are all eaten by your children within a fraction of a second. If you don't have children (I can't keep up with every child-making Innmate), you might start wondering where they came from since they are definitely yours.


I wish I was a fish, on plate or dish, eaten by a miss, but still always a fish.

you are a fish, a fish on a plate, a fish on a plate that a miss ate. Now you're no longer a fish, you're intestine fodder.


I wish for ancient wisdom

You have ancient wisdom, but you no longer have any idea about anything that came to be 1000 years ago or later ("Tee Vee? What is that?")



I wish I had a job that I loved platonically.

you do...however your old love,'freetime' becomes insanely jealous over your new love, "job" and leaves you. Now you only have your job and no freetime.


I wish for serenity and balance

You find Serenity and Balance, but they are blind and mute and deaf, unable to see or hear you or respond and therefore, are completely useless to you.

I wish I had a few more clones. Of me.

You have more clones of you, but they take over your life and you are not allowed to live it anymore.


I wish I were a ghet (whoever knows what I am talking about gets an extra applause )

You ghet what you want then realize it wasn't really what YOU thought it was and try to return it for a refund but the line is so long you have to wait for 3 days and when you finally do ghet to the return desk they say you can't return ghets because it's just one of those things that you ghet what you pay for.


I wish I was smart and cute

( Lyst...your post before last was funny! freetime gets jealous of job, and leaves....haha ain't that the truth! haha that was great! )

You are suddenly smart and cute. So now you have guys all over you, but you are too smart to fall for their bologna, and as such you are doomed to a life alone.

(worst thing that could happen to me aside from wroser things...is to be alone the rest of my life)

(takes a Jim Carey style deep breath)
I wish I am able to save up enough money to get my own apartment/house FINALLY so my children and I will finally have a stable home, AND that I am able to be transfered to a day time position at work as I'll have no one to watch my children at night once I have my own place.
(almost dies from the lack of oxygen, before finishing and taking a sudden DEEEEEP refreshing breath of air)

Whew...almost didn't make it!

You get the job,,shift, house and childcare. Everything you want but in addition you get fame and fortune which means you get long lost relatives and many new "friends" coming out of the walls. So, you are 'forced' to move to a piece of remote wilderness where you spend the rest of your days raising your children, and riding your horses in solitude. ( I know that isn't a corruption for you...but I just couldn't corrupt that one )

I wish DA's wish would come true.

D.A. suddenly wins the "SUPER-MEGA-ULTRA-BUCKS!" And receives a total of 10 figures($1,000,000,000), but the IRS claims that she owes the death tax on all of her late-relatives(I MEAN ALL OF THEM!) and they immediately seize all of her winnings and leave her with just enough money to buy a circus tent where she now resides, being forced to exploit her children's talents of snow men making to just barely get by with a paltry
sum of $2.16 per snow man made.

I wish I could live for 171,394,082 years, just so when I die and go the afterlife I can say that I lived for 171,394,082 years.

to have you post in this thread FIRST INH

You live those years doing hard labor in the "insert your state here" penitentiary.


I wish the AC hand't started up so early...I'm freezing!

The AC blows up into a raging inferno and now it is too hot.

I wish to create an internet that will compete with the internet. And it will be free!