You create the "outernet". It competes with the internet and is cheaper but that's because it only works in outerspace. great idea


I wish I had a fire extinguisher

(Long story, but ghet is an English linguistic joke. It can be read as fish. Gh as in tough, e like in here, and t as in manifistation )

You get the fire-extinguisher but there will never be a fire for you to use it.

I wish for inspiration.

You get the Grugg.


I wish I had some shiny red shoes.

You get your new shoes but they don't fit.

I wish my muse hadn't quit.

The muse didn't quit; they fired you as their writer.

wish... that I could think up a character for Glory's campaign...

you think one up but it refuses to leave the recesses of your noggin for the wide open space of the blank page.


I wish for a soothing backrub given by Sean Connery and/or Gerard Butler.

You get your wish, but Connery is old old old and tends to drool old man spittle all over you before dying of a heart attack and falling on you, pinning you benaeth his moldering...

okay, that was a bit far. I'm sorry.

EWWWWWW

i wish i was far less disturbed for one single day.

Granted... but all of your clothes turn pink for one day as well... and not just any pink... little girl was just born pink...


I wish pink was no longer a color of the spectrum

Pink is no longer available.

Because of your selfish wish there will never be another baby girl born. Congratulations, you just doomed the human race.


I wish to be debt free.

Did I doom the human race or did you? You see... I wished pink didn't exist... I didn't wish baby girls didn't exist... Also... I don't see how getting rid of the color pink would have caused it... I mean... you could have corrupted it as simply as this... The color pink no longer exists... it is now called... Light Red... That would have covered it... but noooooo you had to doom the human race...


so... yes you are now dept free... but because you are dept free the rest of the world slips into a depression... nukes go off and kill every one... So how's it feel to have you wish corrupted into somethin that dooms the world...


I wish I didn't take things overboard so much...

btw...you are the wisher not the granter of your wish so you must accept the consequences no matter what they happen to be. You can't just go around making wishes willy nilly and then expect the corrupter to let you off the hook with a simple "pink is now light red"

you no longer take things overboard...you ignore everything which causes all your friends and loved ones to hate you becasue of your lack of attention.

I wish I could have lived in the Midieval era.

You now are in the mid evil times... Your village is attacked by a raiding horde and they kill you and the rest of your family... No this is not a punisher thing where they leave a little alive, they kill you... in fact they are a cannibal horde. SO they eat all the people in the village...


I don't think your corruption worked... that went too far...


I wish money grew on trees...

Money dose grow on tree's but due to an endless supply of it the global economy goes into super hyperinflation due to everyone being so wealthy.

I wish that the previous wish was undone.

oh... and on top of that... you lose 10000 IQ points becoming the least intelligent whatchamahoozit in the galaxy. I hsiw hsiw was agian spelled Wish.

hsiw is again spelled wish, but now due to the time of arrangement, it has lost its meaning, and so now a Wish is an orange, deadly, biting cockroach, and there is no such thing as the former 'wish' meaning. No wish's! Only cockroaches.

I wish Madonna would embrace her age and stop making bad-sounding, scary-looking, corny wannabe-cool-and-young-and-hott videos (and songs). Ok..too many hyphens. Too many Madonnas!