Granted! They got the whole works...now our entire population lives in Grugg's back yard in Canada. Hi, Grugg.

I wish my Harley was repaired already.

Your harley is repaired...but it is now pink and has little flowers and rainbows all over it.....


I wish i had a yorky puppy...

Granted! But he isn't housebroken...and he has chronic explosive diarrhea.

I wish I had more wishes.

but they are all corrupted beyond repair.




I wish there were no cars and we all rode scooters everywhere

Granted! But now it rains 24/7.

I wish I had an umbrella.

You do! Only it is possessed. It jumps out of your hand as soon as you leave the house and bounds off to kill an elderly couple in their home! That's it! Call Admiral we've found the killer.

I wish I wasn't this bored... lol

you now have so much to do you don't have time to visit the Inn. Now the Borden Case will never be solved!



I wish Meri would rethink her wish.

Meri does, in fact, rethink her wish... However, due to a short circuit caused by the floodwaters in her hooberneighd, gets stuck in an endless loop and repeats the same rethinkedededed wish over and over and over again, driving the rest of us to the brink of insanity (of course, some of us live close enough to walk there but that's beside the point isn't it?)


I wish that wishes wished themselves. Or is that wishy washy?

...you recieve a giant inflatable #8. Yep.



I wish I was a race car. VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!

So, Grugg, you are a race car buuuuut instead of VROOOOOM you go puden-am-POW-udn-udn! meep meep!


I wish I had a giant uninflatable V to go with this giant inflatable 8.

but it's for Vendetta not Tahmato Juice



I wish Eol would run for president

Eol does decide to run for president. The corruption? He wins. Whether this is a bad thing or not for America is in the opinion of the many who live there, but personally I think they could use some one with a sense of humour in office. Not to mention one who can keep good relations with the people of insanity, afterall he lives so close.

I wish I didn't have to go looking for a job so soon this summer.

Wow . . . heheh whoops, I triple posted, now that is interesting funny

You don't. You lay around on your sofa all summer and gradually melt into a pile of warm, flesh toned goo. That in itself is NOT the corruption however. The corruption comes into play when Grugg comes to visit and accidentally sits in you.



I wish slime was some other color than neon green

Granted! Slime is now crystal clear...thus, you don't see it before you sit right down in a large puddle of it.

Ewwww...

I wish the air filter for my Harley would hurry up and come in. Honestly, how do you have a back-order on a frikkin' air filter? Hehe, venting during my wish.

You ordered the nanofiber filter but the neenerfiber gets sent instead...so now instead of catching harmful particles it catches and RELEASES those particles into your engine all at the same time while singing "neener neener neener"



I wish Duncan had a Honda Interceptor instead of a Harley