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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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I DO embrace your prettiness Gruggster
well it's certainly not job security!
why does it rain whenever I get my hair looking 'just right'?
Posted on 2008-05-08 at 17:16:28.
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Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts
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potty mouths
Easy, you're cursed like me.
Why are humans the only animal (to my spur of the moment knowledge) to be embarressed/shy about 'using the bathroom' in public? 
Posted on 2008-05-08 at 21:03:16.
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Kuriosaki
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 3/1
137 Posts
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easy one ...
We invented it (shame) when we invented "society" ...
Why aren't cats extinct yet?
Posted on 2008-05-08 at 23:29:45.
Edited on 2008-05-08 at 23:31:00 by Kuriosaki
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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asdf
Because they can use the bathroom in public.
Where is Nantucket?
Posted on 2008-05-09 at 00:21:54.
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Glory of Gallifrey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts
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easy
Wherever Chuck Norris says it is, dammit!
Why is this thread so popular?
Posted on 2008-05-09 at 03:14:21.
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Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts
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Kurio, u r supposed to tell a lie, not the truth!
Because rumor has it Olan will model the new rdinn thongs and undergarments when we reach 50 pages!
Why do some men wear thongs?
Posted on 2008-05-09 at 08:18:09.
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Alacrity
The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts
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AAAhhh! I'm blind
Two Words: Brain Damage
Why did that chicken cross the road?
Posted on 2008-05-09 at 09:56:45.
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Almerin
Typing Furiously
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/19
3012 Posts
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ah
It was going over to the KFC to avenge all its brothers and sisters.
Who told the puss to say Meow?
Posted on 2008-05-09 at 10:41:01.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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<><><>
that chicken that crossed the road.
why does Stallone look so old?
Posted on 2008-05-09 at 11:14:43.
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Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts
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sdf
His wife. (Actually, she's a lovely woman)
Chuck?
Posted on 2008-05-09 at 13:10:16.
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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts
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<><><>
mo muck
why are they called hamburgers when there's no ham in them?
Posted on 2008-05-09 at 14:12:41.
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Lamewolf
Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts
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beeeeeeeecuz ...
The first few thousand couldn't be sold because they were originally named "Schmidtburgers" because of all the "schtuff" in 'em. It forced the manufacturer to rename the product, and so ...
Whaddaya get when ya cross a cat with a bumblebee?
Posted on 2008-05-10 at 03:15:15.
Edited on 2008-05-10 at 03:16:08 by Lamewolf
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Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts
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A striped Volkswagen. (Transformers humor.)
When will rap finally die?
Posted on 2008-05-10 at 19:43:26.
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Keeper of Dragons
Devil's Advocate
Karma: 59/18
2581 Posts
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Rap cannot die for it is the Zombie of music.
Who does quality control checks on pens made by companies that employee the blind?
Posted on 2008-05-10 at 19:49:52.
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Lamewolf
Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts
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i . . . . . . . . think . . .
Hang on a sec. Lemme check. Yeah. Tha's it.
It's a triumvirate of visually challenged mice.
Who invented the shoestring?
Posted on 2008-05-10 at 22:40:35.
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Shadows of the Empire
LOTPWII
Is that an active game?
What's Up?
