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I DO embrace your prettiness Gruggster

well it's certainly not job security!



why does it rain whenever I get my hair looking 'just right'?

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-08 at 17:16:28.


potty mouths

Easy, you're cursed like me.


Why are humans the only animal (to my spur of the moment knowledge) to be embarressed/shy about 'using the bathroom' in public?

Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-08 at 21:03:16.


easy one ...

We invented it (shame) when we invented "society" ...

Why aren't cats extinct yet?

Veteran Visitor
Karma: 3/1
137 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-08 at 23:29:45.
Edited on 2008-05-08 at 23:31:00 by Kuriosaki


asdf

Because they can use the bathroom in public.



Where is Nantucket?

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-09 at 00:21:54.


easy

Wherever Chuck Norris says it is, dammit!


Why is this thread so popular?

RDI Fixture
Karma: 34/7
596 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-09 at 03:14:21.


Kurio, u r supposed to tell a lie, not the truth!

Because rumor has it Olan will model the new rdinn thongs and undergarments when we reach 50 pages!

Why do some men wear thongs?

Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-09 at 08:18:09.


AAAhhh! I'm blind

Two Words: Brain Damage



Why did that chicken cross the road?

The Tired
RDI Staff
Karma: 291/33
6348 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-09 at 09:56:45.


ah

It was going over to the KFC to avenge all its brothers and sisters.

Who told the puss to say Meow?

Typing Furiously
RDI Staff
Karma: 177/19
3012 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-09 at 10:41:01.


<><><>

that chicken that crossed the road.



why does Stallone look so old?

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-09 at 11:14:43.


sdf

His wife. (Actually, she's a lovely woman)


Chuck?

Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-09 at 13:10:16.


<><><>

mo muck



why are they called hamburgers when there's no ham in them?

Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-09 at 14:12:41.


beeeeeeeecuz ...

The first few thousand couldn't be sold because they were originally named "Schmidtburgers" because of all the "schtuff" in 'em. It forced the manufacturer to rename the product, and so ...


Whaddaya get when ya cross a cat with a bumblebee?

Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-10 at 03:15:15.
Edited on 2008-05-10 at 03:16:08 by Lamewolf


...

A striped Volkswagen. (Transformers humor.)

When will rap finally die?

RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-10 at 19:43:26.


..

Rap cannot die for it is the Zombie of music.

Who does quality control checks on pens made by companies that employee the blind?

Devil's Advocate
Karma: 59/18
2581 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-10 at 19:49:52.


i . . . . . . . . think . . .

Hang on a sec. Lemme check. Yeah. Tha's it.

It's a triumvirate of visually challenged mice.


Who invented the shoestring?

Regular Visitor
Karma: 6/0
85 Posts

Posted on 2008-05-10 at 22:40:35.


   




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