You do think of something!
You wish to work at the Help Desk for the rest of your life and that the wish could not be corrupted



Life is good...NOT being at the Help Desk so my wish is to never have to work another help desk

Granted, you only have to work at the help desks you have previously worked at. Forever.

I wish for fresh tasty and safe tomatos that I can eat.

Couldn't have corrupted Lysk's last any better if i had tried... See you at work tomorrow, Kohai... Have I got some juicy tickets for you!

And, for Evo.... Granted: You now have an endless supply of tomatoes crafted from marzipan and wrapped in condoms for safety!


I wish I hadn't just gotten that visual stuck in my head! *cringe*

Instead you got an image of -yourself- made of marzipan and stuffed into a gigantic condom.

*blinks* wow that is painful...

I wish I was at home taking a nap.

You are at home taking a nap having a nightmare...awww...whats wrong Meri?? You can't wake up??



I wish I could find a house out in the country

Poof, you can! Your in that nice little town in the middle of the country where all those nice mutants live. They take your baby and make you blow up your camper. (Terrible movie reference.)

OR

Poof, you can! You found lots of houses in the country. They are all lined up exactly next to each other and some.. for space saving goodness... are stacked right on one another. And for ease of convienece they have roads going from one to another. With stores located close by and sidewalks to get to those stores. Because of all that paved surface they decide to put in some greenry for you with a small bit of man-made nature called a "Pah Ark". And there are tons and tons of people that live there and try to make a living.


I wish I always have soft suple clean toilet paper.

you got it...there's a lifetime supply hanging from the trees in your front yard.




I wish I could work from home

You get to work from home, on a corporate supplied laptop to boot! Only you didn't know that some perv at coporate hq has equipped the laptop with a hidden camera, so he gets to watch you do spreadsheet in your panties while eating ice cream straight out of the container


I wish my husband didn't have to work every weekend and three nights during the week...

he now works EVERY night and weekend leaving you home alone to take care of the child, house and oh yes...the POSTMAN, CABLE GUY, MAYTAG REPAIRMAN...etc etc etc. This didn't turn out to be such a bad corruption did it?




I wish I knew how to deal with our Control Freak admin assitant.

Letter opener repeatedly to the back, then front, then both sides. All equally though, fair's fair. Then comes the pound you in the buttocks prison sentence. Horray for intimately close housing!

I wish my bank account was filled with stable, legal, and applicable money.

It is filled with stable, legal applicable money... however your account is frozen as it was not claimed on your taxes and the IRS found out


I wish people would think there wishes through a little better.

we think them through better but do not voice them any better.



I wish first run movies were digitally beamed to my tv so I don't have to go to the theater to see them with all those rude, crude, people who put their feet up on your arm rest and kick the back of your chair thru the whole freakin' show.

Granted: It is beamed directly to your TV in a digital format... that your TV cannot process. In fact, it has the nasty side effect of causing your tv to smell like wet dog.

I wish I knew how to make the best BBQ ever... EVER!

Granted.

You break into NARA and steal the ultra top secret recipe for the "BBQEE"

You take it to your basement laboratory and prepare it. Just as you are about to sample it, the doorbell rings. You answer it. It's Mulder & Scully. They tell you the MIB are onto you and they have come to take you and the BBQEE to a safe house in VA.

You grab the recipe for BBQEE, jump in Mulder's 1977 Gremlin and speed off in a flurry of dust. All of a sudden you hear the roar of a helicopter overhead. It begins to fire on the Gremlin. After several minutes of attempting to dodge and elude it, the chopper makes a direct hit! The car careens off the road and over the side of a mountain. The BBQEE recipe is lost…forever and you didn’t even get to taste it.



I wish THAT had been one of the X-Files episodes

It was! It was just never aired because it was found to be too far fetched and at the same time most unentertaining episode ever made (barely beating out XFiles: The case of the extremely slow drying paint).

I wish to find rest and relaxation while being entertained.