You drop by my house, get cozy on the sofa in front of the big Screen while I massage your neck and feed you grapes and wine. My hubby comes home and wrings you into a thousand pieces.



I wish I was on break allllll day!

You are! It's called "break" a new synthetic drug created by a government program designed to heighten awareness. All it really does is make you really really nervous, jittery, and paranoid. Your on it all day, every day. But don't worry, the odds are only 4 to 1 that you will stare at the airvents all day wondering if they are gasing you... or watching you... or listening to you... or restructuring your dna with special nanomachines riding on air molecules.

I wish I could take a nap on command.

I command you to Nap. And nap you will till the end of time. Bwahahahaha

I wish to win the Super Lotto

Granted... but so does everyone else... so many people in fact that you only get fractions of a penny...



I wish that the wiorld would get there priorities streight... and stop paying entertainers soo much... and pay teachers more...

Teachers get paid more than entertainers now, but they all retire forever, leaving out-of-work entertainers to teach.

Have a nice day taking any language taught by a rapper.

I wish RotS hadn't made that wish, so I wouldn't have to take my Japanese from a rapper.

The wish gets undone, but your English teacher is now studying Rapp music.
And the entertainers are suing for back pay. On top of all that The writers will be making sitcoms about Rapping teachers for the next few years.

I wish that Stanly Stinky gets caught and is given a good scrub down

You catch Stanly Stinky, and must clean him with no stench protection, and no way to prevent transferring the stench to yourself, nor to deodorize yourself.

I wish Oko was an Oscar Mayer Weiner...

Oh you wished Oko were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
That is what you'd truly like her to be
'cause if Oko were an Oscar Mayer Wiener
Every one would be in love with her.

She is. Everyone loves her. Including your family, friends, and relatives. Because of their undying devotion towards Oko, she becomes the ruler of the known world. Oh yes, and there is no love left for anyone else. Just as a emphazitation (is that a word? cause if not it totally should be) that means noone loves you.

I wish I had the power to provoke love (to anyone I choose) in anyone instantly.

you have the power...however,you choose not to use it cuz with great power comes great responsibilty.



I wish i didn't have to train the control freak admin asst. to be the alternate TODA. Hey Eol, I'll trade jobs with you for a week (pleeeze??)

You don't have to train her...instead, she trains you to be a control freak.


I wish there weren't such long breaks between new seasons of my favorite series'.

Granted: There are no breaks because the seasons play all at once on different channels. Good luck watching them all lol

I wish for an honest-to-God minion~!

Granted. This Honest to God minion is honest to his true master. God. Fat lotta good it does you but everyone gets a new biblethumpin fire and brimstone send you all to heck preacher. Thanks... this makes you lots of friends.



I wish I got all A's in my classes.

Done you got straight A on all subjects...problime is it is in all the subjects you did not take. the teacher for advance basket weaving gave a glowing report as so did the Link Picking instructor.


I wish for a non mirco manager

You get a macro-manager. It manages everything you do, making it take the highest possible portion of your time and resources; now, you have no time to post.

I wish I were able to beat FFI with a party entirely consisting of White Mages

You can.. but FF1 is now a game dealing with only dead people who used to try to do stuff. Congratulations.. you can now heal heros for 30 hours and win while they do things that may actually be fun.

I wish I was better at consoling people.