granted your house is restored but before it is the environmental people win a huge court battle and all house in your neighborhood must be restored to their natural habitat. So your house was restored to its natural habitat.

I wish I could be a famous author.

You don't know it yet but you are. However like so many artists your abilities are not recognized until long after you die a penniless horrible death...

(See Edgar Allen Poe for example)

Wishes for good tasting healthy drinks

granted v8 now tastes pretty good however unbeknown to you the chemical which makes this drink taste good cause insanity.

I wish I had four arms

Granted... you get four arms... four horribly stumpy t-rex arms.

((Wouldn't four feet be better for tap dancing?))

Wishes she could convince the family to let her do a full out 'Nightmare Before Christmas' themed Christmas... just once!

granted you get to do the christmas party and for the sake of realism you bag the nearest santa and stash him away but forget where you put him and the monster toys eat the ham, and the little children and your new puppy your significant other just bought you.

I wish I could throw fireballs

Granted you are capable of it... however there are no fireballs to throw so its kind of useless.

I wish I could've resisted posting in this game.

-Dragonblood

you resist posting in the game, which makes my power useful again however the compulsion that would have made you post here now makes you post in Grugg's last post loses game

I wish i could be a member of the uncanny x-men

But only in a spin-off story where the mutant killers almost wipe out all mutantkind, starting with you in the first panel.

I wish I had a pencil thin moustache.

but the mustache doesn't appear on your lips it appears on your eyebrow giving you the appearance of a unibrow.

I wish I had a hug

You had a hug, but it was witness to a voilent crime and was taken away for questioning. Now you don't have one.

I wish for a pet rock.

You have a pet rock. After a day it gets bored of your company and runs away.


I wish I had enough money to pay all my bills off completely.

the money appears in your bank account and you pay your bills. A few days later he FBI show up having traced an internet bank heist to your IP address and arrest you for terrorism.

I wish I had a working lightsaber.

You have a working lightsaber; however, in teaching yourself to use it properly have cut off both of your hands and one of your legs... and, since cybernetic replacements aren't quite in the vein of Star Wars tech... well, have fun with that saber Darth Hopalong!


I wish I could write posts as quickly as I think them.

You are now cybernetically hooked to your computer and whatever you think posts. However you haven't figured out how to delete posts (the computer justs types delete no delete stupid...) and on top of that you can't disconnect from the computer giving you only about five feet of cord space to maneuver.

I wish we all lived in a fantasy world like Audalis.

You are trapped in The Caves of Madness at the bottem of the mighty dwarven kingdom of Khordal.

I wish I had a pet tame dragon.