You have chosen you weapon, now prepare to defend yourself! Unfortunately, your opponent doesn't believe in the 'pen is mightier than the sword' aphorism and chose the sword. You are in a duel to the death.
I've got the shroom to shake things up a bit--going back to the uni soon
Happy Birthday. You now have a green hat-like Eol to wear wherever you go. Unfortunately, part of what makes Eol so cool is the pink polka dots that your green hat-like Eol lacks, much to the detriment of your coolness.
I wish everyone to see my Shroom avatar so I can go back to the Unicorn, now that I've passed the Shroom to a disciple
Everyone goes to see your shroom avatar and we were blinded by the light, wrapped up like a deuce another runner in the night. Then it proceeded to blind us with science. We stumbled, blindly, as we started to rock on to electric avenue and then we took it higher. Furthermore, we did the safety dance (everybody look at your hands *clap-clap*) on the way to our house in the middle of the street. Where everybody wang-chunged to keep our minds off of how everybody wants to rule the world. As we laid down to sleep, aware that Der Kommissar was in town, I think I remember Ion saying, "wake me up before you go-go." I'm not sure what he meant by that.
I wish for a date with Lady Gaga.
Posted on 2010-03-30 at 12:35:46.
Eol Fefalas Keeper of the Kazari RDI Staff Karma: 462/28 8482 Posts
...you don't have to go to class today. In fact, you don't have to go to class any day... ever again... the faculty found the Webcam you hid in their lounge and weren't too happy with the videos you were streaming of them on your freaky little "What teachers really do with their planning time" site, so, they expelled you.
So, you thought of a wish. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. It was the wish to think of a wish, and that too was granted. . .(ad nauseam)
*looks into Eol's eyes, all doctor-ish* Egads! All I see is blue and some cryptic runes!
*rolls Decipher Script Check* It says "Windows 98 has experienced an error and must restart."
I wish for Grugg to have to find the Ctrl, Alt, and Del buttons on Eol, for he cannot facelick in his current condition and I'm not having any of that!
Posted on 2010-04-15 at 14:39:42.
Ion Kired Tapped Out Bullywog Karma: 45/4 758 Posts
Grugg finds the buttons
and reboots Eol who immediately licks everyone in the room including himself! (talented really) Then thanking Pit for his wish Eol double and even quadruple facelicks Pit. then he upgrades from win 98 to windows 7 so he will never have a wishing crash again.
But unfortunately the addle-pated Djinn, in his cosmic idiom of bumbling, sends you to lead a focus group bent on resurrecting the miniatures game MageKnight. The air conditioning is broken, you can feel the withering stares of WizKid executives through the one-way glass, and your beleaguered participants incessantly ask about the punch and pie you promised, but is mysteriously absent. At least Armani and Brooks Brothers looks positively smashing on you!
I wish for my boss to be turned into a newt, and no he can not "get better."
The misadventurous Djinn meets with your CEO, COO, CFO, and VP of HR on the QT where they all brainstorm (it was really more of a drizzle). After bandying about buzzwords like "synergy" and "critical event process flow," they decide to put all management on low fat, high-protein diets for two quarters of the fiscal year. At the end of the program's term, the high-performing section leaders will be retained on the payroll at current salary and benefits. As for the rest, they are to be ground into extra-lean hamburger, packaged into discrete one-pound portions, packaged, shipped and sold at Whole Foods Grocery.
(Edit: Yes, they _had_ to be packaged _Twice!_)
Is that why my hands are shaking? I'll just shop Walmart, thanks anway. Hey, Soylent Green was organic, too!
I wish for Christopher Walken to guest-DM at my tabletop game.
Posted on 2010-06-22 at 13:46:07.
Edited on 2010-06-22 at 13:49:30 by Pit F(r)iend