There is now an infinite feedback loop as this board disappears in a puff of logic.

I wish Eol hadn't wished wishes would wish themselves.

Instead, Eol wishes that wishes that have been wished would wish themselves out of existence thereby needing to be wished again.


I wish the phone would not ring during my break.

That's when phones always ring... you worked help desk... you know that.

Can't corrupt that one cuz work-phones are already about as corrupt as it gets.

Oooooh... I caused a feedback loop? Gnarly! And whodathunk I had nary a stitch o' logic in my head?

but I don't work Help Desk anymore

Your phone is now disconnected.

I wish I wasn't so tired...

your now in a labor camp becom even more tired than before.

i wish i had a pet baby dragon

You do but before it learns to control his fire he burns down your entire nieghborhood.


I wish everyone were healthy again.

we are so healthy we die of healthiness



I wish Niagra Falls was in my back yard

Your back yard is now flooded.

I wish I had more money

...you have ALL the money in the Kingdom of Longpost. Of course it's Monopoly money and all but useless anywhere but in Longpost.

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I wish that it was quitting time already.

It is now quitting time, but the reason why is because everyone is fired, and you all lost your jobs to computers.


I wish I knew what exactly to do in life, at all times.

That's not corrupting my wish, that's fulfilling my dream!

Now I can get a job that I like.

i still wish i knew what to do in life.

You become omniscient for 5 seconds, then forget everything

I wish I could sleep better

You sleep better, but always wake up with a bloody nose and uhh...let's see...lots of ear wax? lol

I wish i were better at the things i want to be better at.