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nightbeast18
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Karma: 5/0
130 Posts


ok.. granted

you are the grteatiest in the world at the tasks you wish , BUT no one ever notices or cares so, you are always considered inferiour in comparison with others forever.

i wish i had a fish


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 20:42:54.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you have a fish

a pirahna. good luck


I wish for a better Monday than this Friday.


Posted on 2007-03-30 at 23:35:19.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
538 Posts


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Granted: you can no longer corrupt lysk's wishes

I wish for Eol to corrupt this wish.


Posted on 2007-03-31 at 05:34:01.

Eol Fefalas
Keeper of the Kazari
RDI Staff
Karma: 462/28
8482 Posts


Ask and ye shall receive

Eol corrupts your wish so badly that it runs away from home and ends up on the streets of LA, where it becomes a drug addicted, prostitue of a wish...



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I wish there were fewer days in the work week and more days for the weekend.


Posted on 2007-03-31 at 12:36:16.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
538 Posts


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Granted. Now you work weekends.

I wish I had the 1e core books


Posted on 2007-03-31 at 13:49:15.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

you have one eye and it's up your butt...that's why it's brown



I wish for patience


Posted on 2007-04-01 at 00:17:59.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
538 Posts


OK

Now you have a Ferrari and expensive lawyers to get around the malpractice suits. The catch: Your Ferrari is still in Italy, and your expensive lawyers have taken it for a cruise on your bill.

I wish I could finally achieve my dream of becoming a ninja.


I love semantics


Posted on 2007-04-01 at 14:27:09.
Edited on 2007-04-01 at 14:28:39 by Miko_Ayune-sama

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


bathwrwrwe

genie mishears you and makes you a banjo



i wish i didn't get my braces off on tuesday


Posted on 2007-04-02 at 03:17:11.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
538 Posts


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You get them off today, at a seedy back alley dentist's place.

I wish I had a wish to wish.


Posted on 2007-04-02 at 09:28:57.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

You don't...GET OVER IT.



I wish I could strangle all these monkeys on my back


Posted on 2007-04-02 at 13:16:07.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
538 Posts


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They move to your neck.

I wish no one could corrupt this wish


Posted on 2007-04-02 at 19:52:52.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

no one doesn't. Someone does


I wish for lots of crayons


Posted on 2007-04-03 at 11:46:37.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


ok

you get TONS of crayons, a whole life-time supply, even! The only thing is...they're all brown and gray.

I wish for lots of coloring books!...and crayons. lol


Posted on 2007-04-03 at 12:35:55.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

you get LOTS of coloring books and LOTS of crayons...
but you eat them. ummmm, that Grape one sure was good!




I wish Spring lasted longer


Posted on 2007-04-03 at 19:46:15.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
538 Posts


...

The year is now 4 months longer, as the other seasons are adjusted accordingly.


I wish the six million dollar man would pay for my college


Posted on 2007-04-04 at 00:05:52.

   


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