You get fatter, but only by 15 pounds, and everytime you stand up and move around, you lose weight. So you're bound to your bed.


I wish to be magical.

you are so magical that everything you touch turns to gold



i wish i were a watermelon

You are a very beautiful watermelon, dark green with stripes, the perfect size but when cut, you are rotten to the core



I wish I wasn't a procrastinator

you now can never stop doing anything and move so fast no one can see you.

i wish cars wern't dang expensive.

Cars are no longer dang expencive. Now they are ridiculously overpriced!




I wish I could speak Japanese.

You now speak Japanese, but no English! Nor any other language.

I wish for the perfect shoes.

You now have a pair of Jikatabi (aka Ninja boots), but no other shoes, and you can't get anymore.

I wish I had more pairs of Jikatabi.

you get your ninja boots, but they are sized for small children so, you can't wear them.

i wish... a star would come from space and land on my worst enemy

A A star like that of the mario games falls on him, and you now have to run like mad to avoid dying from his touch.

I wish I could legally own a tiger as a pet.

Your wish is granted, but no vet will declaw him/her and your furniture suffers greatly.






I wish I had the money and land to have three or four horses.

i knew a Carey who loved horses that i went to elementary school with in Blairsville, haha. are you her!?

You now acquire the land, but can't find any horses to buy.


I wish childbirth was easy. (no, i'm not pregnant)

I can't touch that one without going past PG-13.

I wish I had gotten Bruce Campbell's autograph on Friday.

you got his autograph, but he signed it: "The guy from the Ant Bully", not his name.


I wish i could help someone greatly.

you give a blind person your eye's , but now cannot see yourself.

i wish i could think of more deep questions quicker.

You are unable to pull yourself away from philosophy class, and are stuck there for eternity, unable to ask or post your deep questions.

I wish samurai armor was easier to make.