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Welcome Waggin'
Karma: 115/3
1245 Posts


Granted, sorta. Ody makes a cameo in Loaded Dice as the shamanistic mentor of Rich, not his student! Through ritualistic exposure to *ahem* eleven herbs and spices, Rich's consciousness was expanded and his humor centers constricted to only allow puns of reprehensible degrees.

I wish for a KFC Double-Down Footlong with the half-fiendish template.

Posted on 2010-10-10 at 15:44:57.

Karma: 156/25
6237 Posts

Better Than Heavenly Hash......


One Double Down "Soul Food" Special for the Big Red! This "Spirited" sandwich will provide an eternity of devilish pleasure. Wash it down with a well spiked spiced mead and you have the best combo the other side of the River Styx. Served only at the local "Demons" on the Seventh level of Hades so you'll have to leave this plane to enjoy one.

I wish for a temptation worth of ruining my reputation.

Posted on 2010-10-10 at 18:42:33.

Karma: 33/3
385 Posts

ta dah, and thats my queue to return from vacation

poof i am here! Like your genie from a bottle, and i bring fire, flames, and something tastier then a KFC double down
a slice of cake. facecake

Posted on 2010-10-11 at 06:11:16.

Occasional Visitor
Karma: 5/0
39 Posts

And I grant your wish

Here a cake designed to look like batman's face. I bought it from Baskin Robbins.

I wish for a beautiful genie.

Posted on 2010-10-12 at 21:55:33.

Karma: 33/3
385 Posts

ta dah

poof! You are granted the fabio of genies. He is one beautiful man.

I wish for a happy fluffy kitty.

Posted on 2010-10-12 at 23:45:19.

Karma: 156/25
6237 Posts

Here kitty kitty.

A great big and fluffy Saber tooth Tiger is now rampaging through your house, crushing furniture, destroying curtains, carpet and eating all your food.

I wish for an incredible body.

Posted on 2010-10-13 at 00:40:04.

Occasional Visitor
Karma: 5/0
39 Posts


You grow to be twelve feet tall. Wherever you go people tell you it is incredible that you're body hasn't collapsed under it's own weight.

I wish for Hermes' shoes.

Posted on 2010-10-13 at 15:23:40.

Karma: 33/3
385 Posts

you dont want wings there....

granted you now have hermes shoes! but you got them unconventionally.. when he kicked you, and the foot... got... well... stuck.

i wish for my choose your own adventure game, to b prosperous!

Posted on 2010-10-14 at 04:54:56.
Edited on 2010-10-14 at 04:55:35 by lifespring

Karma: 46/64
335 Posts


Your game is the best,but your next game no one joins/plays because of it,SORRY!

I wish to have the greatest game series ever using fan characters.

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 14:48:57.

Karma: 156/25
6237 Posts

Real Fans

Granted, you now run a game with "Ceiling fan, Electric fan, Japanese fan, Paper fan and Oven fan".

I wish to find the end of the rainbow.

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 15:17:00.

Shield Wolf
Alpha Beard
Karma: 49/2
1066 Posts


However the "End of the Rainbow" is a rather crowded bar run by Rainbow-pride Leprechauns, and smells of Irish Whiskey and cheap cologne.

I wish I could find my Player's Handbook, I needs it now!

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 15:58:00.
Edited on 2010-10-17 at 15:59:45 by Shield Wolf

Karma: 33/3
385 Posts

khazzah ha!

granted! you find your players handbook, but someone put it into temporal stasis, and no pagecan be turned.

I wish for a super flea

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 16:47:05.

Karma: 156/25
6237 Posts

Here Flash.....

Granted, but its attached itself to your Hell Hound and now that is one mad puppy? He is scratching so hard it's spreading sparks all your Playroom.

I wish for controllable X-ray vision.

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 18:31:44.

Karma: 0/0
4 Posts


Granted but there are black bars over all of the private areas..... thank big brother

I wish for a world without idiot drivers....

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 18:41:23.

RDI Fixture
Karma: 22/5
513 Posts


granted, there are no more vehicles

I wish for the power to manipulate time and space.

Posted on 2010-10-17 at 20:00:06.


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