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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


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the secret is finally revealed to you through a session of intense Transcendental Meditation...unfortunately while coming out of the trance, you trip over your ego and the secret crashes into a trillion shards of glittering sunlight.


I wish I had matured mentally beyond the age of 12


Posted on 2008-01-15 at 20:25:25.
Edited on 2008-01-15 at 20:25:52 by Lyskhala

Loki
TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts


done

you have the metal age of a 90 year old, think everything's too fast ect. and want to die as you have realised how miserable life is.


I wish I was a reptoran (if you don't know what that is or think it's a lizard type thing then I wish to have wings)


Posted on 2008-01-15 at 20:33:20.
Edited on 2008-01-15 at 20:34:10 by Loki

Longshadow
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knows what a rAptoran is ...

Granted. You become a reptoran -- with 4 wings! Two on each ankle with a wingspan of 5 inches. Unfortunately, you have also find yourself employed hand-writing critical evaluations of every re-run episode of Gilligan's Island -- in an island library.


I wish that TRSG would become a rAptoran.


Posted on 2008-01-15 at 23:51:06.

ruler of the shadows
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Granted

He becomes a reptilian individual, however so does all of human kind and so we simply think we all had been Genetically mutated by terrorists in an attempt to claim the world in the name of France. (what am I thinking? The French don't fight... There two greatest leaders even failed)

I wish that Terrorism was no longer a tool of the government


Posted on 2008-01-24 at 15:50:14.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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granted

the government is now a tool of Terrorism.


I wish we could all just get along




Posted on 2008-01-24 at 15:53:25.

ruler of the shadows
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...

We all suddenly start getting along, and world economy collapses since we no longer buy things but instead share with our neighbors


I wish the dollar was the determining factor in things getting done


Posted on 2008-01-24 at 15:55:08.

Longshadow
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142 Posts


Yep

The dollar IS the determinng factor in getting things done, but now nothing but war gets done 'cause it costs too darn much to do everything else.

(Wait. That's already happening ...)


I wish the only method for contacting someone when outside the home would be the Pay-Phone.


Posted on 2008-01-25 at 00:14:06.

Skari-dono
Icelanders! Roll Out
Karma: 102/11
1514 Posts


sure

The pay-phone is now the only way to contact anyone when outside the home. Because of this, cell-phone companies develop a portable pay-phone which you can pay with by connecting it to a credit-card or get a phone bill sent to your home.



I wish for hundred pink ponies and hundred blue ponies! YAY!


Posted on 2008-01-25 at 00:18:13.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
538 Posts


...

You get 100 pink gummy ponies, and 100 blue gummy ponies. Buon Apetito!(That's as spoken in Italian, so don't correct me in French.)

I wish I had some more witty repartee.


Posted on 2008-01-25 at 00:26:47.

Utan the Orange
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...···ÿÿÿ···...

Slides Miko a box of reparté, he has wayyyy too much of it.


I wish I was just a leeeetle bit more humble.


Posted on 2008-01-27 at 07:45:53.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


so do we Utan :P

You become so humble that you're afraid to speak up and the posts you make here are all blank. (especially in the "Last One To Post" thread.)




I wish for my hubby to get that job in N.C. so I can be closer to my family.


Posted on 2008-01-27 at 14:58:03.
Edited on 2008-01-27 at 14:59:46 by Lyskhala

ruler of the shadows
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Granted

He gets the job, you all move to NC, and your "hubby gets so close to your family that he stops spending time with you and more and more with your family. He begins to have inside jokes about you with your family that you don't get...


I wish for an un-corruptible wish


Posted on 2008-01-29 at 00:51:48.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


LOL...he already does!!

You get the uncorruptable wish but it's so vague the wish genie is unable to grant it so he decides to sleep another thousand years.

I wish for a nice neck rub


Posted on 2008-01-29 at 12:15:49.

Utan the Orange
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Posted on 2008-01-29 at 14:31:08.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


no corruption? no wishes?

wow you're easy to please.


Posted on 2008-01-31 at 18:56:03.

   


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