the secret is finally revealed to you through a session of intense Transcendental Meditation...unfortunately while coming out of the trance, you trip over your ego and the secret crashes into a trillion shards of glittering sunlight.
I wish I had matured mentally beyond the age of 12
Posted on 2008-01-15 at 20:25:25.
Edited on 2008-01-15 at 20:25:52 by Lyskhala
Granted. You become a reptoran -- with 4 wings! Two on each ankle with a wingspan of 5 inches. Unfortunately, you have also find yourself employed hand-writing critical evaluations of every re-run episode of Gilligan's Island -- in an island library.
He becomes a reptilian individual, however so does all of human kind and so we simply think we all had been Genetically mutated by terrorists in an attempt to claim the world in the name of France. (what am I thinking? The French don't fight... There two greatest leaders even failed)
I wish that Terrorism was no longer a tool of the government
The dollar IS the determinng factor in getting things done, but now nothing but war gets done 'cause it costs too darn much to do everything else.
(Wait. That's already happening ...)
I wish the only method for contacting someone when outside the home would be the Pay-Phone.
Posted on 2008-01-25 at 00:14:06.
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The pay-phone is now the only way to contact anyone when outside the home. Because of this, cell-phone companies develop a portable pay-phone which you can pay with by connecting it to a credit-card or get a phone bill sent to your home.
I wish for hundred pink ponies and hundred blue ponies! YAY!
He gets the job, you all move to NC, and your "hubby gets so close to your family that he stops spending time with you and more and more with your family. He begins to have inside jokes about you with your family that you don't get...