Granted, the cat is a Ninja, complete with little throwing stars, sword and nunchaku. He even delivers hamburgers! Because of this, he's out all the time, and spends his few minutes a day home practicing his hiding skills and you never see him again.
Until he demands the litter needs changing.
I wish for a starring role in Simon Pegg's new film.
Behold! The Addle-pated Djinn grants you the world's most perfect cup of coffee--only ya didn't specify what world's perfect cup, and in this case that world would be Neptune. The coffee tastes of butterscotch and lime, with just a hint of Naphthalene for that extra kick. Eol tries it, and simply quips "needs more liquid egg product."
I wish for Scrat ("Ice Age") to finally get that acorn.
(btw, Ody, that last response was brilliant!)
Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:13:09.
Eol Fefalas Keeper of the Kazari RDI Staff Karma: 462/28 8482 Posts
Mmm.... coffeeeeee.... Hey! There's no turpentine in this!!!
Granted: Scrat gets the acorn and, as a result, the movie-going public is subjected to a feature-length film of a prehistoric squirrel playing with his nuts rather than storing them.
In a santa-hat with a jack-o-lantern bob, bearing a pair of mugs and assorted turkey feathers
Granted! Be that as it may, candy, turkey, milk, cookies, and all sorts of alcoholic beverages make Grugg really gassy, so whether or not you actually take him depends entirely on the length of time you can hold your breath in one go.
I wish I knew the reason behind these infrequent power outages--not due to irritation so much as curiosity.
Posted on 2010-10-05 at 01:10:41.
Edited on 2010-10-05 at 01:11:22 by Sibelius Eos Owm
It has been a contract issue, there are actually more outages scheduled but the local union has been in a work action and reusing to throw the switch to turn off the power, so currently it is matter of random weather conditions to create a surge from lightening strikes. The contract will be settled soon and your regularly scheduled outages will resume.
I wish Ody could make a guest appearance on Loaded Dice as a student of Rich, the Pungeon Master. Perhaps a dream sequence as the party stops into the Red Dragon Inn for a frosty mug of "Good Old Froth-n-Sloth".