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lifespring
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i grant wishes for meself!

granted, oo look a ball of tomatoes? eww theyre fuzzy *throws out window*

i wish for there to be sanity amongst the ranks!


Posted on 2010-09-22 at 03:37:02.

Odyson
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They're driving me crazy, wanta come along?

Granted, but only the Privates, the rest of us get to be Innmates!

I wish for a really long word starting with "S" to use in S.W.O.R.D.S..


Posted on 2010-09-23 at 16:55:33.

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mumble mumble

granted try synonymous or synonym, unfortunately he/she who posts after yu may bear claw or fang.


Posted on 2010-09-23 at 19:11:42.

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Tee heee.......

Your wish was granted, too bad you forgot to ask for something.


I wish for Indian Summer.


Posted on 2010-09-24 at 01:39:36.

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oops!

granted but it now effects EVERYWHERE, and frost covers everything, causing chaos!

i wish to remember to wish for something next time!


Posted on 2010-09-24 at 09:46:19.

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8>)

Granted, you can wish for all the wishes you could ever wish for.

I wish for bright cheery smile.


Posted on 2010-09-25 at 00:27:04.

lifespring
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cheers!

granted, but like mother always said, keep that look too long, it sticks, youve got a bright cheery smile FOREVER!!!

i wish that my cat was a ninja only i knew about.


Posted on 2010-09-28 at 11:45:02.

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Okay

Granted, the cat is a Ninja, complete with little throwing stars, sword and nunchaku. He even delivers hamburgers! Because of this, he's out all the time, and spends his few minutes a day home practicing his hiding skills and you never see him again.

Until he demands the litter needs changing.

I wish for a starring role in Simon Pegg's new film.


Posted on 2010-09-28 at 12:12:27.

Odyson
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M..mmm....mmmm...mm.m.mm...

Granted, you now get to do the voice over in the animated mime segment of "Shaun of the Dead Too".


I wish for a perfect cup of coffee.


Posted on 2010-10-02 at 14:09:25.

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ka-pounce, ka-sproing, ka-YOINK!

Behold! The Addle-pated Djinn grants you the world's most perfect cup of coffee--only ya didn't specify what world's perfect cup, and in this case that world would be Neptune. The coffee tastes of butterscotch and lime, with just a hint of Naphthalene for that extra kick. Eol tries it, and simply quips "needs more liquid egg product."

I wish for Scrat ("Ice Age") to finally get that acorn.

(btw, Ody, that last response was brilliant!)


Posted on 2010-10-03 at 08:13:09.

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Mmm.... coffeeeeee.... Hey! There's no turpentine in this!!!

Granted: Scrat gets the acorn and, as a result, the movie-going public is subjected to a feature-length film of a prehistoric squirrel playing with his nuts rather than storing them.



I wish I hadn't thought of that...


Posted on 2010-10-04 at 15:28:44.

Odyson
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Whowboy....

Granted, we were all thinking it, but you did write it. It's a good thing you're a monitor so you smite yourself.


I wish to start seeing the "Good" side of this "Change" that was voted in.

(Thanks Pit)


Posted on 2010-10-04 at 16:15:13.
Edited on 2010-10-04 at 16:16:22 by Odyson

lifespring
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poof

the winds of fate have come to grant your wish. change is good, it brings progress, and new winter outfits!
*puts on santa outfit*

i wish i could find the perfect fused mascot of thanksgiving, christmas, brewfest, and holloween


Posted on 2010-10-04 at 23:04:03.

Sibelius Eos Owm
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In a santa-hat with a jack-o-lantern bob, bearing a pair of mugs and assorted turkey feathers

Granted! Be that as it may, candy, turkey, milk, cookies, and all sorts of alcoholic beverages make Grugg really gassy, so whether or not you actually take him depends entirely on the length of time you can hold your breath in one go.

I wish I knew the reason behind these infrequent power outages--not due to irritation so much as curiosity.


Posted on 2010-10-05 at 01:10:41.
Edited on 2010-10-05 at 01:11:22 by Sibelius Eos Owm

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There should be more outages soon.

Granted:
It has been a contract issue, there are actually more outages scheduled but the local union has been in a work action and reusing to throw the switch to turn off the power, so currently it is matter of random weather conditions to create a surge from lightening strikes. The contract will be settled soon and your regularly scheduled outages will resume.

I wish Ody could make a guest appearance on Loaded Dice as a student of Rich, the Pungeon Master. Perhaps a dream sequence as the party stops into the Red Dragon Inn for a frosty mug of "Good Old Froth-n-Sloth".


Posted on 2010-10-09 at 19:06:01.

   


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