You can now squeese under any door without breaking bones, but when you do so, you must go feet-first, and when you do, your bones (and only your bones) squeeze out through your mouth, staying behind and becoming calcium dust. To replace your bones, you must ingest the bones of the next person to try this while the bones are just coming out. Thus, you are forever doomed to life with upside-down, disintegrating bones. have a nice day.
I wish for whoever corrupts this wish to force the person corrupting the wish of the person corrupting Olan's next wish to translate my post into Sanskrit.
It took me a few minutes, but I got it ... so stay with me, here:
When Olan posts his next wish, the person corrupting the wish of the person corrupting Olan's wish will be forced to write so quickly in a language unknown to him that the post may or may not be in Sanskrit, but will be just as unreadable and therefore lost, retroactively negating your posted wish entirely ...
Stay tuned, viewers!
I wish that more wishes, corrupted or not, would be stated in a simpler and less-convoluted fashion ...
Posted on 2008-01-08 at 08:17:19.
Edited on 2008-01-08 at 08:21:14 by Utan the Orange