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3127 Posts


You weren't, you didn't go to work all this time, you stayed at home in your pj's and played on the inn, taking the win back every hour and role playing games in a fantasy world to your contentment... however... your evil twin -did- go to your ultra-classified-protect-the-world-from-bad-guys job, and gave away all the passwords, so those bad-guys could hack into the ultra-classified-computer-network and now all the bombs protecting the country that allowed you to eat twinkies and play on the internet are now filled with frosting and the bad-guys are just waiting until they have baked a big enough cake until they attack.

I wish the children would go to sleep so I wouldn't have to stay up writing such nonesense...


Posted on 2008-11-15 at 05:18:18.

TRSG 2.0
Karma: 113/94
1606 Posts


they fall into a deep sleep, one from which they will never wake up from (unless kissed by a prince/princess)

Damn, I've been watching too much disney

I wish for the non-existance of Grunge Metal bands

Posted on 2009-03-23 at 22:17:03.

RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


Eddie Vedder re-releases a remixed Ten album. Oh wait.

I wish for spoons.

Posted on 2009-03-23 at 22:20:00.

5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts


the big and little dipper fall from the sky and land on you.

I wish I was the captain of the USS Enterprise 1701-A.

Posted on 2009-03-24 at 01:53:05.

Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


You become the Captain of the Enterprise on the last day of it's last voyage.

I wish Eol would come back.

Posted on 2009-03-31 at 11:41:34.

Karma: 0/0
4 Posts


Eol shows up at your house with a blowtorch, and lights your house on fire. He then proceeds to dance the Cucaracha in the ruins.

I wish that the corruption of that wish was not so creepy.

Posted on 2009-03-31 at 12:12:03.

5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts

done and undone

You're whisked away to a parallel Earth where all good things are bad and all bad stuff is good. So in this world your so called "coruption" is actually quite pleasant.

I wish more people were interested in the posting games I've posted.

Posted on 2009-04-12 at 04:39:46.

Sibelius Eos Owm
A Midsummer Knight
Karma: 59/5
1376 Posts

They're Interested alright

Granted: people become so interested in replying to your threads that you have to quit your day job in order to meet the demand of replies to your old threads, and to make ever fresh threads for the hungry masses to sate their addiction to your threads. You are now the number one most addictive habit in Canada / America / Specify if you're from elsewhere.
Oh yeah- you had to quit your day job because they started rioting when their growing addiction went unfed for more than a few hours.

I wish Eol was back too, he has to help revive Reralae's AoD Witchcraft game, as well as hunt my little rabbit.

Posted on 2009-04-12 at 06:35:25.
Edited on 2009-04-12 at 06:36:37 by Sibelius Eos Owm

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Karma: 5/19
135 Posts

I'm great.

They are all back, but Zombies.

I wish everything was the same.

Posted on 2009-04-12 at 13:40:00.

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Karma: 64/11
1280 Posts


Everything and everyone is the same. There is no variation, all things exist in a banal, homogeneous sameness. Everything looks the same, sounds the same, tastes the same, feels the same, smells the same, and looks the same. Cognizance is gone. The world is thoughtless, homogeneous, and banal.

I wish everything was different

Posted on 2009-04-12 at 15:30:25.

5 Headed Dracohydra
Karma: 80/23
1117 Posts


Welcome to the planet earth where even identical twins have unique fingerprints. There are billions of different animal and insect species and all different, either genetically or in appearance. Ditto for all the plant variations and don't get me started on the single celled organisms. So, once again, welcome to Earth, where nothing changes and nothing is the same.

I wish there existed a real holodeck that I could play Dungeons and Dragons in.

Posted on 2009-04-12 at 21:37:24.

Ion Kired
Tapped Out Bullywog
Karma: 45/4
758 Posts


You wake up next to Grugg who crushes you to death.

I wish my cats could talk

Posted on 2009-11-16 at 05:41:08.

Karma: 5/0
24 Posts


Granted: Your cats can now speak. Of course they ceaselessly complain about the sanitary conditions of their litterboxes, the type of food that they are forced to eat, the utter stupidity of the neighborhood dogs, and the fact that they were once worshipped as Gods in Egypt, while now they have to eat kibble. This incessant prattling drives you insane.

I wish for an end to world hunger.

Posted on 2009-11-16 at 05:57:06.
Edited on 2009-11-16 at 05:58:06 by Shadowbranch1

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153 Posts


Granted: Cannibalism is now socially acceptable

I wish for my teachers to accidentally give me 100% in all of my classes

Posted on 2009-11-16 at 06:09:44.

Karma: 5/0
24 Posts


Granted: Your teachers do give you 100% in all of your classes. They give you 100% of their anger, 100% of their hate, 100% of their frustration, 100% of their pain, and 100% of their misdirected foul intentions. You are now the most stressed student in the known world. You end up dropping out of school and working for the most vile, the most ruthless, the most uncaring organization in the world...Disneyland

I wish that I could speak all languages.

Posted on 2009-11-16 at 10:48:31.


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