The Red Dragon Inn - home of the Audalis campaign setting.  Online D&D gaming, art, poerty, stories, advice, chat, and more

Support the Inn! If you are doing holiday shopping online, please use this affiliate link for Amazon.
You pay the exact same prices, but the Inn earns a small referral fee. Thanks!

We currently have 4063 registered users. Our newest member is Hammeyaneggs.
Online members:
Username Password Remember me
Not a member? Join today! | Forgot your password?
Latest Updated Forum Topics  [more...]
Q&A Threads - Return to Charadun - Q&A (posted by Chessicfayth)Return to Charadun - Q&A
Posting Games - The Morphing Game (posted by TannTalas)The Morphing Game
Posting Games - The One Word Game (posted by TannTalas)The One Word Game
Recruitment Threads - Return to Charadun - Recruitment (posted by Eol Fefalas)Return to Charadun - Recr
Personal Creations - Miniature Painting (posted by t_catt11)Minis!
Latest Blog Entries
Revenge of the Drunken Dice
Latest Webcomics
Loaded Dice #80: Priorities
RPG MB #15: Master of the Blade
Floyd Hobart #19: High School Reunion IV
There are currently 3 users logged into DragonChat.
Is the site menu broken for you? Click here for the fix!

You are here: Home --> Forum Home --> Creativity Forum --> Posting Games --> Corrupt a wish
    Messages in Corrupt a wish
RDI T-shirts!

Lawful Evil Mens
Price: $14.00



RDI T-shirts!

Womens Chaotic Evil
Price: $16.50

ThePope
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/1
138 Posts


Wow.

You do but you get arrested for breaking and entering.

I wish my stats and prob class wasn't so craptacularly boring.


Posted on 2007-04-25 at 12:43:23.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

they are so exciting you never leave class and never have time to spend with that new special person






I wish my lunch hour was 2 hours long so I could take a nap after my Whopper Jr.


Posted on 2007-04-25 at 14:47:19.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


...

OK, but now it takes 2 and a half to eat. Good luck eating in your sleep.

I wish I had invented the question mark.


Posted on 2007-04-25 at 21:45:50.

nightbeast18
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 5/0
130 Posts


granted

but someone steals the idea and kills you

i wish i didn't have flees (they itch)


Posted on 2007-04-25 at 21:55:36.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


...

OK, your fleas don't flee.

I wish people could tell the difference between possessive adjectives and verbs. (example: Your not a viking (idiot speech), You're not a viking (Not a complete moron).


Posted on 2007-04-25 at 22:01:05.

nightbeast18
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 5/0
130 Posts


granted

peopel now talk that way, but your def and they speak sign language in the way you hate.

i wish the full moon was out.


Posted on 2007-04-26 at 01:34:13.

ThePope
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/1
138 Posts


hmm

okay but now you're part of a screamo band called Flaming Cocaine

I wish all of you went to my school. I'd be amazing.


Posted on 2007-04-26 at 12:42:36.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


Not really corrupting it, but...

Everyone is now enrolled in the School of Rock (sorry, I watched that movie a little too much while I was drunk)

I wish I could speak with an Irish Accent when I was sober.


Posted on 2007-04-28 at 07:40:52.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


:P

You speak with an Irish accent when you're sotally tober, except, everytime you go to the grocery store, an angry anti-irish mob shows up and kicks your tucus.


I wish for amazing conditioner at an amazingly cheap price.


Posted on 2007-04-29 at 14:43:47.

Miko_Ayune-sama
RDI Fixture
Karma: 27/4
539 Posts


..

You get an undead Ivan Pavlov, who insists on conditioning you nonstop, free of charge, and won't leave.

Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner...


Posted on 2007-04-30 at 00:31:10.
Edited on 2007-04-30 at 00:32:10 by Miko_Ayune-sama

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


baethwrrwrerwre

you are, for worst actor




i wish the weather would drop 20 degrees


Posted on 2007-04-30 at 02:26:06.

Carey
RDI Fixture
Karma: 7/1
570 Posts


.

It does but but then keeps dropping and your town goes back to winter.




I wish I had a better job.


Posted on 2007-05-01 at 03:38:31.

ThePope
Veteran Visitor
Karma: 6/1
138 Posts


umm...

Congratulations you are know grugg's personal massuse!!!(?) massage dude.

I wish I had a good Idea for a soap opera.



Posted on 2007-05-01 at 12:41:42.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

you do...it's called As The Inn Turns and we are all satrs in it. All of our dirty little secrets are exposed and the show gets cancelled cuz it becomes x-rated.



I wish My deck was a tropical paradise


Posted on 2007-05-01 at 14:48:45.

Fantasy
Sharlisaurus
Karma: 31/10
529 Posts


you mean like your porch deck?

Your deck becomes a tropical paradise, comlpete with scorpions, sharks, alligators, stinging jelly fish, and snapping turtles and crabs! And a nudist colony drops in often to tan there. hehe

I wish for feet that never hurt.




Posted on 2007-05-02 at 08:19:43.

   


  Partners:       Dungeons and Dragons resources, from 2nd to 4th Edition gamegrene.com | for the gamer who's sick of the typical Dungeons and Dragons Adventures, #1 resource for D&D Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition  
View/Edit Your Profile | Staff List | Contact Us
Use of the RDINN forums or chatrooms constitutes agreement with our Terms of Service.
You must enable cookies and javascript to use all features of this site.




Page loaded in 0.091361 seconds