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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


yawn...

You are not going bald...you're going deaf because your hair is so long it's grown into your ears and you can't hear a darn thing.


I wish I had become an astronaut so I could visit my relatives on other planets


Posted on 2006-11-27 at 09:46:43.

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

You did and you now have family rifts on every possible planet because you have started quarrels with all your relatives over where you'll spend next Thanksgiving.





I wish my guinea pigs could clean their own cage.


Posted on 2006-11-27 at 10:17:17.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


oh they'll clean it...

They clean it so well it shines...and then it blinds you...and then you die...from...shinyness...


I wish they would go "Wheeeeeeeeee"


Posted on 2006-11-27 at 18:31:50.

Rystefn K'ryll
Original Palassassin
Karma: 66/191
544 Posts


Granted

..but when you're a kid and you want to go "WEEEEE!" but you ain't got drugs yet, you hold on for your life. You hold to your little gonads...


...and strife.


I wish I didn't know that song.


Posted on 2006-11-27 at 19:39:07.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


^^^^

Granted...and they are hereby all exponentially corrupted

I wish you all a VERY MERRY WINTER SEASON






Posted on 2006-11-28 at 06:25:18.

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

We all have a Merry Winter Season but as karma often must balance itself out, we all also have a very crappy springtime.








I wish antelopes had psychic powers.


Posted on 2006-11-28 at 06:55:53.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


Granted

Antelopes have psychic powers and they are all plotting to kill the person who wished they all had psychic powers cuz now none of them can get ANY sleep!

I wish I had patience.


Posted on 2006-11-28 at 09:41:34.
Edited on 2006-11-28 at 09:42:58 by Lyskhala

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

You have so much patience you missed out on everything waiting patiently for it to happen.









I wish my hair grew faster.


Posted on 2006-11-28 at 12:30:19.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


()()

Your hair grows so fast it's been banned on the Autobahn.


I wish I had a hug


Posted on 2006-11-28 at 14:10:06.

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

I give you a hug as I smite you for laughs.







I wish I had a seafood dinner.


Posted on 2006-11-28 at 16:31:39.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6191 Posts


oh yes

You get your seafood dinner, but in a completely unexpected turn of events it goes perfectly. You live the rest of your life in fear of the corruption I may have caused upon this wish...and you slowly go crazy. Then, right in the end upon your deathbed when you realise you got away with it, I drop by and poke both your eyes out, then eat them...

...I later regret those actions terribly.


I wish for a book of things to do. (Yay Ryst got my reference!!!)


Posted on 2006-11-28 at 19:25:25.

Avrielle
RDI Fixture
Karma: 21/16
877 Posts


(O)

You have a book of things to do, only now you have to learn to read to enjoy it.










I wish I knew every language.


Posted on 2006-11-29 at 05:27:53.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


granted

ndkdyekfhfod wiwi,iudjd ki wijdjd owue
iejd;apedi kso-ldod-odsksi-- kosis, sji

J

I wish I could take a nap on the back of a beautiful Andalucian Mare in the middle of a primeieval forest as the soft rays of the early morning sun filter through gossamer aspen leaves.


Posted on 2006-11-29 at 06:41:00.
Edited on 2006-11-29 at 06:41:41 by Lyskhala

Athelstan
Newbie
Karma: 0/0
8 Posts


OK

Granted but the Mare is slowly sinking into a peat bog.

I wish I was smart.


Posted on 2006-11-29 at 08:14:44.
Edited on 2006-11-29 at 08:15:09 by Athelstan

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


so do we ...hee hee...just teasin' : )

You're smart but you have no common sense


I wish my mare wasn't sinking in a peat bog


Posted on 2006-11-29 at 09:41:32.

   


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