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I meant the leave without pay

I'm not in jail anymore. You sprung me by hitching up a horse to the bars on my jail cell and creating an escape route. Now we are both wanted and on the run.
BTW thanks

I wish this horse could run faster

Posted on 2008-05-20 at 11:36:27.
Edited on 2008-05-20 at 11:37:04 by Lyskhala

Glory of Gallifrey
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Karma: 34/7
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Your horse goes veddy veddy fast. But he can only go straight. And he can't jump.

Which is why you are now in the tar pit. Sinking. Slo-o-o-o-o-o-o-wly

I wish my life had an EDIT feature

Posted on 2008-05-20 at 11:48:04.
Edited on 2008-05-20 at 11:48:51 by Glory of Gallifrey

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3600 Posts

it does ( er, did)

until you broke it when you slammed the remote down after finding out Hanna Montanna was cancelled.

why do women's clothes cost more than men's?

Posted on 2008-05-20 at 16:17:25.

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lol, wrong game Lysk!
I'll pretend you wished that women's clothes weren't more expensive than mens. Yes? ok.


They're no longer more expensive, they're free! And now men everywhere have started wearing women's clothes because they're free. It's a new trend, and it never dies.

I wish my back didn't hurt so bad.

Posted on 2008-05-20 at 18:17:04.

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yeah yeah, that's what I meant.

Your back stops hurting 'so bad'. Now it "just hurts" sorry Fan

I wish I could keep better track of all the posting games I do

Posted on 2008-05-20 at 19:18:57.
Edited on 2008-05-20 at 19:19:34 by Lyskhala

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And ka-boosh! So mote it be!

You do have a way to keep track of all of your posting games, unfortunately, it's tied in with the 'free women's clothes' thing and, as such, your new method of keeping track of all your posting games is via a dress made out of post-its, categorized, indexed, and arranged by thread. The really bad thing about it is that all of your favorite threads are in...errr...rather sensitive areas of your new apparel and, so, replying to posts for some of them might be a wee bit uncomfortable... especially if you're accessing the Inn from say a public wi-fi hotspot, the library, etc...


I wish Lysk would RP on occassion... I miss her characters.

Posted on 2008-05-20 at 19:33:23.

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And she does!

And posts a great and visionary piece of roleplaying. Hoever, she sends it endlessly, sending the same post over and over again forever.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

Posted on 2008-05-20 at 20:04:39.

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you receve an endless supply of wishes but have no idea what to wish for

I wish for Labor to losses the next election in england

Posted on 2008-05-20 at 20:42:22.

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Labor ends a 50 year stand and Scotland becomes independent of England making Mel Gibson the rightful leader of the Nationalist party. That's kinda scary in itself

I wish I could be there when they tell Mel

Posted on 2008-05-21 at 11:44:34.

Glory of Gallifrey
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596 Posts

oh too bad about that...


You are, but his head explodes, revealing that his brain had been replaced in the late 90's by a thermonuclear device designed by Studio execs in case he ever became "a problem"

Do I need to tell you that you wwere caught in the blast?

I wish Lysk woud join Silent Hill...

Posted on 2008-06-04 at 22:57:10.

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She does, and she stays silent and never posts. Ever.

I wish I was a banana, but a blue banana, just to mess with people. And if you have me eaten you're just not trying.

Posted on 2008-06-04 at 23:35:55.

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Fair enough!

You turn into a man in a banana suit. Your life is so pitiful and worthless you decide to kill yourself. You blow your brains out in front of the Chocolate Banana stand you work for.. messing up your owner's (And by random chance the only person who was ever nice enough to give you a job) business.

I wish I was able to read people's thoughts.

((Dude, that was disturbing. Next time use the easy one. -- Grugg))

/Begin Awesome Edit "Maybe I should have added (And then the rats come and you get eaten." Would have made you feel more at home. And now you can say "But, Thats one blue banana." /End Awesome Edit

Posted on 2008-06-05 at 00:30:44.
Edited on 2008-06-05 at 12:40:49 by EvolutionJ

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presto change-o

You are now telepathic.

Unfortunately the only thoughts you can hear are those belonging to our very own Grugg. The constant desire for food drives you insane and, one day, as you pass by a Chocolate Banana stand......

I wish I had $1,000,000.

Posted on 2008-06-05 at 08:48:33.
Edited on 2008-06-05 at 08:49:20 by Deucalion

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3600 Posts

You do

But being the generous person that you are, you give it all away to a guy who wants to open a Chocolate Banana Stand to replace the one he lost in a freaky suicide invloving a disgruntled employee wearing a banana suit.

I wish I could work from home

Posted on 2008-06-05 at 11:49:45.

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180 Posts

But wait

You CAN! Since the loss of your first Chocolate Banana stand, you lost your Home! Now you Live in your Brand Newish Chocolate Banana Stand with only a slight smell of dead manbanana outside! Congratulations!

I wish for a boss who understands basic math.

Posted on 2008-06-05 at 12:44:44.


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