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ThePope
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Remember...

Avrielle, you have to corrupt their wish, not explain it. do be afraid to be illogical.

as for your wish... Congratulations you are now a mole on a fat traveling salesmans butt.

I wish I was Sean Connery.


Posted on 2006-11-15 at 08:20:06.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


glady!!

I cannot, in good conscience, corrupt this wish as I am in love with Sean Connery What could be better than two?

I wish for Pope to get his wish


Posted on 2006-11-15 at 09:58:43.

Avrielle
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(O)

Pope get's his wish and also get's a glaring look from Avrielle for trying to correct that which she did not do wrong.

I wish there was intelligent life on other planets.


Posted on 2006-11-15 at 11:24:10.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


THAT'S EASY!! :)

There IS intelligent life on other planets

Ok...I wish...

Pope would apologize to Avreille


Posted on 2006-11-15 at 11:30:57.

Grugg
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6191 Posts


uh...

Pope does apologise to Avrielle but for something completely different and brings up awkward memories of a time that never was but should have been and almost was but was stopped by the untimely bowel movement of a giraffe as well as the cunning invasion of eleven Bosnian Ninja Rats, one of which had Admiral concealed inside it.

I wish that the people now smile on your brother, everybody get together try to love one another right now.


...Damn straight.


Posted on 2006-11-15 at 18:18:55.

Rystefn K'ryll
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544 Posts


Granted

I get arrrested for trying to "love" people in public...

I wish for a "get out of jail free" card... I'm too pretty for this place.


Posted on 2006-11-15 at 23:56:00.

ThePope
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aaaiiiieeee!!!

okay, guess i shouldn't have critized, i'm sorry.

By the way you get a "get out of jail free" card but it's from monopoly

I wish I knew how to dance...


Posted on 2006-11-16 at 08:56:57.

Avrielle
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877 Posts


(O)

Poof: You dance quite well but only in your mind and on the planet Arnesti where 'the white man shuffle' is quite popular.

I wish seafood was not expensive.



Posted on 2006-11-16 at 12:43:47.

Grugg
Gregg
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Nuclear Waste?

You got your economy seafood, but it has three eyes and lives still...not to mention it speaks spanish.

I wish that Ryst would shave his back...why not.


Posted on 2006-11-16 at 18:31:54.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


Granted

his back is shaven and the fur is glued to YOUR face

I wish I had patience


Posted on 2006-11-17 at 14:50:12.

Avrielle
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877 Posts


Poof!

You are totally Zen now as the world falls apart around you and everyone walks all over you, sometimes literally. But you, my dear, are so patient it never bothers you a bit.

I wish there was no such thing as taxes.


Posted on 2006-11-18 at 04:24:54.

Grugg
Gregg
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!

Taxes have been abolished but replaced instead with an mandatory annual limb removal service.

I wish the letter G was taller...


Posted on 2006-11-19 at 07:13:41.

ThePope
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cruel irony

It becomes as tall as a skyscraper but callapses under it's own weight crush your car, you house, your favorite restraunt and hobby store.

I wish I was a lumberjack..


Posted on 2006-11-20 at 10:00:13.

Lyskhala
Kohai
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3600 Posts


HEAD LICE???

alrighty...you got em' and they've brought their friends...crotch crickets.

I wish I was a rich, famous writer.


Posted on 2006-11-20 at 10:59:58.

Grugg
Gregg
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6191 Posts


But!

That goes hand in hand with suicidal depression brought on by the realisation that it just isn't worth your talent.

I wish that I could marry a pear legally.


Posted on 2006-11-20 at 13:45:50.

   


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