....and we're looking for a wish.

You get your wish, but since it was 'wished' for, it has been pre-corrupted and therefore self-corrupting (somehow).
Forget the Large Hadron (sp?) Collider- Doomsayers gather your attention! We have corrupted a corrupted wish!

I wish...
I wish I had enough money to pay off my tuition without going into Student Loans. There's a good one.

Ha read my wish the Lak granted... anyways...


to fix my lack of a wish... I wish My running partner would actually go running with me...

your running partner does run with you but you're so slow you have to get the 'runs' in order to keep up.



I wish I had a maid.

Your left and right hands do what ever you tell them to


I wish you'd realize I'm faster than my running partner

...otherwise the wish wouldn't be corrupted and that'd just take all the fun outta this game, now wouldn't it? Unless, of course, I said something like; "We do realize that you are faster than your running partner... however, your running partner emphatically disagrees stating that you're not really faster, he/she just prefers to lag behind in hopes of ducking behind a tree or some other appropriate means of concealment when you're not looking!"



I wish that realization was much more easily realized... just cuz RotS needs it to be!

It is far easier than you realize it is to realize however that realization wouldn't have dawned on me as it isn't the case. It was more of the fact that said running partner is not in the best shape for running and I'm in better condition for running. On that note...


I wish for something that people don't know

...you get something that people don't know. It starts out with an annoying little tickle in the back of your throat and rapidly evolves to include symptoms like festering boils, the inability to control your bladder, and the unexplained urge to call everyone sugarpants... Also, seemingly at random, you are prone to screaming out the phrase "dum-dum-diddy" while wearing a tattered t-shirt that says JAM on the front of it. The CDC, being unable to figure out your condition (cuz people just don't know what you wished for, you see), quarantines you in a saran-wrapped shelter construdted from empty boxes of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.


I wish people would be more careful about what they wish for.

You get your wish. Now people consult lawyers, speechwriters and psychics before they wish and it turns into a red tape nightmare...much like the government



I wish DP&L would get my power back on.

DELMARVA POWER AND LIGHT? They turn your power back on...But anyways... They turn it off the following day, and then back on the day after that... and off and on and off and on and off and on... then one day they just stop charging you bills cause of the frequent outages...


I wish for a banana split with 3 scoops of vanilla Icecream

You get a pair of split pants, right up the keester, and two scoops of chocolate icecream on your head.

I wish I could see the splinter I can feel in my foot so I could remove it.

You can now see it... but do to the improvement in your vision, your arms become useless...
(GIVE me chocolate Ice cream...)


I wish for eleventy-seven gorillas at a zoo

you get em all...they are all horny males and they think you're a female.



I wish I had a video of that

Ah... but they're at the zoo... I'm not.... SO you get a video of a bunch of horny gorrilas banging the cage...

I wish Lysk was the cleaner of the gorrilla cage at said zoo...

Granted... you now have no designation...


I wish for a wish that wishes for wishing to be wished upon by my wish