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Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


you don't have one?

ok...you got a 100 pound squirrel who eats you out of house and home



I wish I was independently wealthy and could travel the world


Posted on 2007-02-04 at 17:36:17.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


j;masf

You travel until you meet my squirrel, who eats you.


I wish I could see my own eye without a mirror.


Posted on 2007-02-04 at 17:37:34.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


lol

that's creepy
You can see your eye without a mirror but it's because your other eye has been plucked out by buzzards.


I wish I could see that!


Posted on 2007-02-04 at 17:44:31.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


lnsad

It makes you vomit...for days.



I wish I had not misplaced my pants.


Posted on 2007-02-04 at 17:45:11.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


maybe they're with your hat

You find you pants but the dust mites have devoured them in strategic spots and you can't wear them out anywhere



I wish I had an army of dust mites at my command


Posted on 2007-02-04 at 17:54:30.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


km';lasfd

They eat you.


I wish I had some milk.


Posted on 2007-02-04 at 17:56:39.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


<><><>

you got it but it's all sour


I wish I had some brownies


Posted on 2007-02-04 at 18:05:15.

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


bathawrerar

they are overcooked and so burnt you can't bear to stand in the presence of them



i wish i was arrogant


Posted on 2007-02-05 at 00:58:09.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


soopey doopey

you are...but it puts everyone off so you have no friends





I wish I could come up with some new wishes


Posted on 2007-02-05 at 12:34:15.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


*Wearing A Purple Thong And Reindeer horns*

You accidentally wish to become a purple thong...and you know what happens then...


I wish for a monkey in a matching outfit


Posted on 2007-02-05 at 14:03:46.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


that's just SOOOO wrong

You get the monkey... but he dies of embarrassment




I wish cars could fly


Posted on 2007-02-05 at 14:08:19.

Grugg
Gregg
RDI Staff
Karma: 357/190
6192 Posts


*Wearing A Purple Thong And Reindeer horns*

The car flies into space. You die.


I wish I could hit Rex Grossman with a large blunt object.


Posted on 2007-02-05 at 15:31:41.

Lyskhala
Kohai
Karma: 80/28
3600 Posts


LOL

You pick up blunt object...then fumble it




I wish I had some lasagna (thanks for that)





Posted on 2007-02-05 at 15:42:49.
Edited on 2007-02-05 at 15:43:05 by Lyskhala

DarkAutumn
Queen Hugglepounce
Karma: 47/29
674 Posts


hmm

you got it, but it's so hot you burn your mouth and are unable to eat for days



I wish -I- could fly!


Posted on 2007-02-06 at 02:35:55.

Celedwe
RDI Fixture
Karma: 29/17
1229 Posts


bathareare

you crash into a seagull which pecks your eye out




i wish i could crawl


Posted on 2007-02-06 at 02:38:35.

   


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